Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have been informed by those knowledgeable about the situation that, even though this is a Seth Curry video and not a Stephen Curry video, there is no reason that I cannot say the phrase “Chef Curry with the pot boy” right now. I am in the clear legally, morally, and ontologically. So that’s what…

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Trey Burke 16 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

I bet the Sixers wish they had Trey Burke right about now. While he’s probably not the guy you want starting at the point guard position full-time, he could complement their ragtag crew of ball-handlers who are being forced to do more with Ben Simmons out. Here’s a list of things that we know Burke…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

An open letter to Dallas Mavericks Coach Rick Carlisle: “Dear Rick, Please give Boban Marjanovic more minutes. Signed, -DTB and the Official DTB Serbia Fanclub” This is literally a letter that I just wrote on fancy stationary (using a fancy gel pen that has glitter in it). Then I put it in a fancy envelope,…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The Mavericks have at least a “big two” right now in Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis. That much is certain. The question is, do they have a “big three”, and if they do, is Tim Hardaway Jr. the third of the three? THJ is the Mavericks’ third-leading scorer. So if you had to naively create…

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J.J. Barea 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

Have I told you guys about how much I dislike Jeff “Skin” Wade, the annoying third-wheel commentary dude for the Mavericks? I really dislike him. “Hate” is a strong word which I don’t usually employ for basketball-related subjects, so I won’t use it here. But my distaste for him and his style of commentary definitely…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 27 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

Nobody wants to be thrown back to the 2018-19 Knicks, but we’re throwing you back there anyway. This is an OFFICIAL DTB THROWBACK VIDEO. I hope you can withstand the g-forces. In case you’re not getting my point, I’ll spell it out: Tim Hardaway Jr. was the first option on that crummy 18-19 Knicks squad…

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Seth Curry 22 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

The COVID-19 lockdown resulted in a lot of questionable hair decisions from all members of the general public, but, most noticeably, professional basketball players. Head hair, facial hair, maybe even “hair down there”, no area of the body was safe from dubious hair stylings. The head hair, I can get. Barbershops and salons were closed….

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Boban Marjanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

Basically every video I make for Boban Marjanovic, I pose the same question: why doesn’t this dude get more minutes? Not even a lot of minutes. Just SOME minutes. Just a consistent role from game to game. That’s not an unreasonable thing to ask for but none of his coaches have been able to provide…

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Dorian Finney-Smith Career High 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

Nine out of Dorian Finney-Smith’s ten buckets in this game were assisted by Luka Doncic. Not saying that to denigrate Finney-Smith here, just saying that to illustrate the fact that were it not for Finney-Smith’s hot shooting, Doncic’s monster triple-double would be just a regular triple-double with a lot of points. I hope Doncic ordered…

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