Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who…
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Jae Crowder 12 Points Full Highlights 11/14/2012
Jae Crowder, proud owner of the NBA’s longest hair, displays his versatile game against the Wizards, scoring 12 points and dishing 3 dimes. He did so while looking almost exactly like Kenneth Faried. The only way to tell the difference is to see which one likes to chuck threes. Hint: it’s Crowder.
Read MoreChris Kaman 22 Points Full Highlights 11/7/2012
Chris Kaveman unleashes a steady stream of savvy shots against the Raptors. Replacing the injured Nowitzki, Kaman emulates the master himself with smooth jumpers and slick post moves. As a bonus his clutch shot near the end sent the Raptors organization into a tailspin of morosity and ill-will. Not like it wasn’t already there.
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