Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (5/2/2014)

The way Danny Green started this game, I thought he was going to drop fifty. Imagine how badass that would have been. He would have instantly introduced his name into millions of American households. There would probably be no end to the amount of chicks he would bang. It would have been perfect redemption after…

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Danny Green 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2014)

As hard as it is to believe, I think that Danny Green was two good performances away from being finals MVP last year. Unfortunately, he went 1-of-7 in Game 6 before pooping the bed and going 1-of-12 in the deciding game. 25-of-38 on three-pointers through the first five games still gets me just a little…

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Danny Green 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

Danny “Eggs and Ham” Green was the darling of the finals last year. Hitting threes like a maniac, blocking LeBron, what a story. At least until the Heat figured him out and he became useless. And it looks like the rest of the league has figured him out too, because he hasn’t been playing well…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2013)

Danny Green surely has been the downfall of many a fantasy team this year. Not mine, luckily, since I don’t do that crap, but I bet I can find many disappointed owners who needed his threes. Remember, never put all your eggs in one basket. That and other wisdom-filled nuggets can be found in my…

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Danny Green 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

Danny Green was the darling of last year’s finals. He was shooting tons of threes, making tons of threes, setting records, blocking LeBron’s crap, it was fun times. Then he sucked in the last two games of the series and the Spurs lost. But it’s not really Danny’s fault. He’s just a role player. Not…

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Danny Green 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (6/16/2013)

(If this description makes no sense to you, read the description on this video as an introduction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvQnU…) Danny, flush with success after pummeling Ray Allen’s Finals-three-point record, approached his beloved coach. “Coach, I’ve been thinking ’bout that ritual that you performed when I was signed.” “Danny, I told you then and I tell you…

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Danny Green 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (6/9/2013)

The voice of Gregg Popovich emanated from beneath a druid cloak. “Let the ceremony commence.” Danny Green, strapped to the center of a rough-hewn wooden platform, wasn’t exactly sure what was going on. Was this what they always did to their newly signed players? Was the pentagram really necessary? Why was a sick purple light…

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Danny Green Career High 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/6/2013)

Would Danny Green look as good as he does on the Spurs with any other team. Probably not. The Spurs have a way of making role-players look like, um, not role-players. Like Danny Green. He really can’t do much besides get to open spots and shoot threes. But the Spurs don’t need him to do…

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Danny Green Career High 25 Points (7 Threes) Full Highlights (12/23/2012)

I polled 1000 random U.S. citizens with one simple question: “Is Danny Green a beast?” The results were as follows: 1% No 2% Yes 76% Who? 21% Get off my lawn and put away that bullhorn So there you have it. America has spoken, and they say “Danny Green is a beast”.

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Danny Green 23 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2012)

The Spurs are a magical organization. They take other team’s discarded scrubs and transmute them into coveted role-players. Take Danny Green for example. After showing very little as a mid-second-round pick by the Cavs, he was waived and picked up by the Spurs, where he became a starter-caliber player. As the Spurs’ designated three-point launcher,…

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