Who do we blame for the Hawks’ embarrassing loss to the undermanned, underperforming, and undertalented Suns last night? It would be too easy to blame Paul Millsap, who missed the game and whose scoring was dearly missed, but only a mistaken fool would actually go so far to pin the loss on a guy who…
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Dennis Schröder 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
When was the last time I did highlights of some guy getting a lot of assists and even one of the assists was good enough to have a replay shown of it? Ever? It doesn’t happen very often, that’s for certain. What if I told you that there were not just one, but THREE replays…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/7/2016)
This video is not even really about Dënniß ßchrööder. Sure, it’s his name in the title and most of the clips show him doing stuff on the basketball court, but to say that this video is about him is like saying that the Bible is about God just because he gets mentioned three times per…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 18 Points/1 Tooth Lost Full Highlights (12/21/2015)
WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC CONTENT If you’re the squeamish sort of person, you may want to skip watching this video entirely. Hell, even if you’re not. Only the most mentally ill individuals will be able to watch this without feeling sick. I myself feel tainted after having made this video. I fear the taint will linger…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Dennis Schröder put the earbuds in his ears, leaned back, and closed his eyes: his typical pregame relaxation ritual. His Hawks teammates knew not to disturb him unless absolutely necessary, for a meditative Dennis was a much better performer than a nervous Dennis. As German-language pop music flowed through his ears, Dennis relaxed fully, his…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
What’s going on with Dënniß ßchrööder? His three-point shooting has been pretty awful this year, and he’s shooting more threes than ever, which makes that particular problem even worse. Is it because he told every German tabloid he could find in the offseason that he wanted to be a starter somewhere? I’m pretty lenient when…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 22 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
Is it just me or is Dennis Schröder dialing his own number a lot more this year? And if he is, is that a good thing or a bad thing? There is a reason that I’m not a widely respected basketball pundit, because I just don’t know in this case. Scoring points is good, for…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Since when do mediocre players just up and say that they’re going to be the starter or they’re going to find a different team. Moreover, since when do teams actually take those threats seriously and make said player a starter? It’s like the old strategy of just walking into your boss’s office and demanding a…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 20 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2015)
The hibernation complex was silent. Deep within its multitudinous chambers and corridors, two men gazed intently at the hibernation pod that was in front of them. All that separated the normal timeflow of their control room and the contracted timeflow of the hibernation chamber was a sheet of standard-issue plate glass. Inside the chamber, a…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 14 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (5/11/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder is one of the keys to the Hawks winning this series after they tied it at 2-2. That’s my hot take, and trust me, it is HOT. With John Wall out with a smashed hand, Sessions is the starter. That leaves ßchrööder matched up on either Garrett Temple or Will Bynum most of…
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