Who would have thought that one of the greatest challenges to the Hawk’s perfect January would come in the form of the un-good Philadelphia 76ers? Even the most ardent Philly homers surely had circled this game on their calendar with the annotation “Do not watch: blowout certain”. We can use lots of adjectives to describe…
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Dennis Schröder 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2015)
Dënniß ßchrööder might actually win a ring this year as the Hawks’ backup PG. Deutschlanders will greet this occurrence with a shouted “Ja Voll!”, but the rest of us normal non-Nazi NBA fans will also be happy to see the Shredder win a ring for reasons wholly unrelated to nationalism. The only people in the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
The Hawks are a pretty good team, it seems. How many wins in a row is it now? It doesn’t matter. It feels weird to me, since the last time I watched a full Hawks game they lost by 30 to the Bucks. Every part of their team is integrated fully into a role, and…
Read MoreDennis Schröder Career High 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2014)
Dirk Nowitzki reclined lazily on the couch. Surrounding him, adoring him, were a hand-picked sampling of Germany’s finest frauleins. A few male friends were also there, hoping to gain some residual coolness by their proximity to him. The other males in the club looked on jealously; they were no match for the suavity and wealth…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2014)
Things are really looking up for Dënniß ßchrööder. He’s starting to get a little love from the national media after this string of good games. He is now in the good company of Giannis and Gobert as young players who have fawning articles written about them by Grantland. There are a few things he needs…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 16 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2014)
If you were paying close attention, you would have noticed that the last time I made Dënniß ßchrööder highlights, just last night, that I didn’t put “Career High” in the title even though he did, in fact, score a career high. Why wouldn’t I? People in the future, when wondering about how HOFer Dënniß played…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
I’m sure Hawks fans are pleased with Dënniß ßchrööder’s performance this season. He looked pretty bad last year, and I figured he was just another Euro bust. Turns out that all he needed to was turn the aggressiveness dial up a little bit. He still isn’t comfortable with NBA threes but he is comfortable taking…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 12 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2014)
It was early in Atlanta, the city just making its first stirrings of activity. The morning sun had not yet begun its slow ascent over the horizon. The clock struck 6, and the alarm sounded. It may has well not have. Dennis Schröder, his body trained to a strict daily schedule, had already awoken the…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Dënniß ßchrööder force-feeds the Raptors his schnitzel and forces them to drink a stein of his secret-recipe “Schwanzpissen”, pouring in thirteen points in only fifteen minutes of court time. The Shredder lived up to the high standards set by his nickname, easily slicing into the Raptors defense for easy points near the bucket. He also…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
The trajectory of Dënniß ßchrööder appears to be directly upward, at this point. He’s not going to challenge Jeff Teague for starter’s minutes any time soon, but he’s locked down the backup point guard spot and is much improved over last year. I still don’t know what that thing in his hair is, but he…
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