Things are really looking up for Dënniß ßchrööder. He’s starting to get a little love from the national media after this string of good games. He is now in the good company of Giannis and Gobert as young players who have fawning articles written about them by Grantland.
There are a few things he needs to improve on or fix before he can be taken seriously as a starting-quality PG in the league. First, that forehead. Wow. That thing is almost indecent.
Second, there is no second. He could be a starter right now except for that grotesque expanse of empty space on his face. Do they do plastic surgery to fix that kind of thing? We should start a kickstarter.