D.J. Augustin 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)

This keeps happening to D.J. Augustin. He gets traded to a team, sucks it up totally for them, gets traded again, and magically becomes good for his new new team. Then that team trades him for some reason, and the process starts over. Confusing? Yes. I’ve lost track of all the teams that he’s been…

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Nikola Jokic 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2016)

After this impressive display by Nikola Jokic, I feel comfortable revealing my new nickname for him: “Magic Jokson”. I did a soft release of the nickname about a month ago; it is time for a full roll-out. For it to really work you have to pronounce the Jokson part like “Jock-sun”, not “Yoke-sun”. Other than…

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Joffrey Lauvergne Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Someone needs to tell Joffrey Lauvergne that his neckbeard looks horrible and needs to be removed. It can’t be just anybody, obviously. If I were to tell him, he would dismiss me as a know-nothing internet commentator who is merely jealous of his classy facial hair. If we could find the person responsible for convincing…

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Jusuf Nurkic 16 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)

We haven’t heard much from Jusuf Nurkic so far this year. He was one of last season’s fun stories, a cocky shot-blocking giant from Bosnia who would get into it with anyone. This year, Denver’s fun story is Nikola Jokic, and general interest in the exploits of the Bosnian Beast is way down. Injuries will…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)

There are a lot of negative things to say about Emmanuel Mudiay. And in the spirit of positivity and respect for my fellow man, I’m not going to say any of them! In this description, I will only talk about the positive aspects of Mudiay. Why would I want to tear people down when I…

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Nikola Jokic 27 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)

The only problem with Nikola Jokic’s insane career-high performance tonight is that it raises the bar pretty high for him, in terms of how much he has to score for it to be highlight-worthy. 15 or 16 points doesn’t seem like a whole ton when he has scored 27 in a single game, does it?…

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Nikola Jokic 16 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)

I’ve been trying to think of reasons as to why Nikola Jokic is not as popular as Kristaps Porzingis. Market size may be a factor, sure, but that’s not the whole reason. Neither is the fact that Kristaps was the higher pick, or that he is the more striking physical specimen. No, the real reason…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)

A viewer of this video will also be a viewer of history. “What historical significance could possibly be contained within a video of Emmanuel Mudiay scoring twenty points?”, you ask, confusion and skepticism combined as one in your voice. “Is DTB stringing me along like he so often does?” No, dear viewer. I am not…

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Nikola Jokic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)

First it was rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Then it was Dirk Nowitzki vibes. Now, the Nuggets commentators allege that Nikola “Jock Itch” Jokic is in fact giving off Elvin Hayes vibes. I don’t know if Elvin Hayes vibes are necessarily of higher quality than Dirk Nowitzki vibes, but I do know that emanating the vibes…

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Danilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)

Note to Danilo Gallinari: kindly stop drawing so many free throws. Please, more buckets instead. Aesthetics are a huge part of basketball. Michael Jordan was beloved not only because of his ability to score a ton, but also because of the grace with which he did so. Jumpshots have an inherent beauty to them, making…

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