Jusuf Nurkic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

Attention Bosnian subscribers: Jusuf Nurkic is back! That means you can watch his videos and leave disparaging comments aimed at other Balkan ethnicities without having to invade a Nikola Jokic video to do it. Forget about Bojan and Mirza for now; the real savior of Bosnian ball has returned and he’s ready to trash talk…

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Danilo Gallinari 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)

This is what happens when DownToBuck makes highlights with a ton of free throws in them. They suck. I’ve made so many better videos than this so far this season. You could pick out a random vid from this year and 90% chance it’s more fun to watch than this one. God dammit. I KNEW…

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Will Barton 29 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2015)

I think the YouTubes are leaking into real life. Check out that the music that the Nuggets arena people are playing at 1:13. You heard right: it’s that overused “epic”/”motivating” music that accompanies approximately half of the videos on YouTube. I don’t feel like figuring out the name of the piece, but it’s recognizable instantly….

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Joffrey Lauvergne Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)

DownToBuck’s pet peeve of the day: when commentators say that a player has a season-high when they could say instead that the player has a career-high with the same amount of factual accuracy. When I saw Joffrey Lauvergne had 18 points, I immediately said to myself “yep, that right there is a career high for…

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Kenneth Faried 25 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)

Let us take a moment to consider how much of a beast Kenneth Faried would be if he had a reliable jumpshot. Moment over! After careful consideration, you all should have come to identical conclusions; namely, that Kenneth Faried would be a total beast if he were to possess in his basketball arsenal a jumpshot…

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Nikola Jokic 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

Nikola Jokic is slowly making everyone else on the Nuggets irrelevant. After only a few games with Denver, he took away the “Euro That No Nuggets Fan Had Ever Heard of Until He Signed With the Team but Then Turned Out to Be Pretty Good” title from Jusuf Nurkic. Not satisfied with that, he then…

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Randy Foye 31 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2015)

It’s time again for everybody’s favorite experiment: the Randy Foye at point guard experiment! We got a taste of this two years ago, late in the Nuggets’ season, when Ty Lawson, Andre Miller, and Aaron Brooks (???) were all out of commission. And it lead to some pretty bananas statlines. Like a 30 and 15…

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Gary Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)

After the failure of my #hypedForGaryHarris hashtag and the additional failure of my #whoCaresAboutCourtneyLee hashtag, I have come to the conclusion that the denizens of the internet are simply too stupid to understand the subtle humor yet razor-sharp commentary of a well-crafted hashtag. Either that or they’re totally apathetic to being told what hashtags they…

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Nikola Jokic 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2015)

The ethnic tension in the Nuggets’ locker room just keeps building. Jusuf Nurkic was the people’s champ last season with Denver, what with his antagonistic behavior and goofy personality. The next bruising Euro center, appearing out of nowhere to be a force already in his rookie year. Now I, along with the rest of America,…

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