We have seen less of the outright mockery that Jusuf Nurkic was dishing to his foes earlier in the season. While it was fun, it also wasn’t a very smart thing to do as a rookie, and I’m sure the coaching staff had lots of things to say about it. “Let your game to the…
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Jusuf Nurkic 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Jusuf Nurkic looked down at the hammer in his hands. In front of him was an immense anvil. “Is this a dream?” he wondered, casting his eyes around his surroundings. He seemed to be floating in some kind of void; there was no ceiling, no floor, no wall. In the distance he could see specks…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 22 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
I offer to you now an exclusive look into my thought process for choosing who to do highlights for. – Who should I expertly compile highlights for? – Someone on the Nuggets had to have had a good game – Probably JaVale McGee – I love JaVale – What’s wrong with the Nuggets anyway? –…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2015)
In addition to my prodigious talents as a highlight compiler, I also dabble in a totally unrelated field: video game design! In honor of Jusuf Nurkic scoring 15 points I thought now would be a good time to share my as yet untitled game concept. Basically, it’s like the GTA series, except instead of one…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 26 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2015)
Kenneth Faried slaved away at the stovetop as Brahms’ piano concerto #2 in B-flat major played in the background. A loaf of the finest artisan sourdough lay on the counter next to a quantity of 20-year aged cheddar, both waiting to be consumed in the form of grilled cheese sandwiches. Suddenly, he heard the sound…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/9/2015)
Jusuf Nurkic strolled through the mountainous landscapes on the outskirts of his new city. His fellow Nuggets had warned him about things like “warm clothes” and “staying on the trails”, but he had paid them no heed. He wanted nothing to distract him from the natural beauty. And beautiful it was. Snow covered his entire…
Read MoreJ.J. Hickson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2015)
“Rosina’s cavatina was simply spectacular. Easily the best I’ve heard in all my years attending operas,” JaVale McGee was saying animatedly. Kenneth Faried nodded eagerly. “The transposition up to F Major was a stroke of genius, really. The cadenza took my breath away with those impossibly high notes. And the actor who did Bartolo, he…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)
Some people have been wondering why I have neglected to do Jusuf Nurkic highlights so far this season. Normally such inquiries don’t warrant a response; it’s either because the player in question is too good, or too bad. I don’t do Harden scoring a ton of points, and I don’t do the lesser Dragic scoring…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)
Twenty points on twenty shots. Not really an acceptable performance from the Chand-man, but did that stop me? No. I want more views on my channel, and the only way to do that is to make more videos. That is the line of reasoning that gave birth to this video. My brain must not have…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 19 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2014)
Remember when Danilo Gallinari was leading a surprise Nuggets team full of role-players to over 50 wins and a disappointing first-round exit in the playoffs? Those were great times, the Nuggs had something fun going on there. Then George Karl got fired, their GM went to Canada, Andre Iguodala bolted at the first possible opportunity,…
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