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Read MoreTag: Denver Nuggets
Jordan Hamilton 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2013)
Is this the year that Jordan Hamilton puts it all together? Because I feel like Nuggets fans have been waiting a pretty long time and it hasn’t really happened yet. His current status is “young player with overstated potential”. Which means that if you have a sweet trade idea you can’t include him unless LeBron…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 12 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2013)
The new Nuggets GM needs to take some classes in roster construction at his local community college. They have 4 point guards who I would consider starter quality, Fournier, Robinson, Miller and Lawson. Sure, Robinson’s more like a midget shooting guard but still. That’s too many. Surely they could trade one to the Jazz or…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2013)
“Push! Push! You’re almost there! You can do it!” The nurse urged, holding onto the hand of the woman giving birth. “He’s almost out!” Soon the ordeal was over, and a beautiful black baby child was picked up in the doctor’s arms. “Um…that’s not right.” In a haze of anti-pain medication, the woman only responded…
Read MoreTimofey Mozgov Career High 23 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/13/2013)
“Hey T-Mo, great game tonight man! You’re really repping the homeland!” Timofey jumped. He thought he had been alone in the locker room. Hurriedly closing the laptop screen, he turned around to find Evan Fournier. “Thanks Evan. Proud glory of Rus’ flow through my veins like strong river, I guess. Haha,” Timofey said. “What were…
Read MoreJordan Hamilton Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2013)
“Yo Jordan, you wanna smoke this bowl with us?” JaVale said, waving him over to where a group of Nuggets teammates was sitting in a circle on the floor. “Timofey just got some of the dankest kush ever from his dealer back in Russia.” Timofey smiled widely. “I assure you friend that this kush is…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2013)
package denvernuggets; public class JaValeMcGee { private int height = 84; private int weight = 250; public void blockShot(){ String player = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getBallHandler(); String shotType = shaw.currentDefensivePlay.getShot(); jump(); rejectableShot = new Shot(player, shotType’); if(rejectableShot.onWayDown == true){ land(); }else{ swingArm(); land(); } } public void executePlay(){ currentPlay = shaw.getCurrentPlay(); if (currentPlay.getType().equals(‘lob’)){ jump(); catchBall(); dunk(); land(); }else…
Read MoreAnthony Randolph 14 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
Anthony Randolph is walking proof that you can utterly dominate the Summer League and still not be any good in the NBA. He hops from team to team, and every time that team’s fans delude themselves into thing that they will be the ones to bring the potential out of him. I’ll be honest, if…
Read MoreHamed Haddadi Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Aside from Joel Pryzbilla, there might not be a less quick player in the NBA than Hamed Haddadi. He kind of shambles around the court, as though no one ever taught him how to move properly and he just figured out himself. If you want a center who can run with the guards in transition,…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 18 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
Okay, so last night my girlfriend wanted to go on a movie date. That’s cool, I like to throw her a bone once in a while. So first we go to Outback Steakhouse and I get my usual, two of those onion explosion thingies with extra dippy sauce. Pretty tasty. Anyway, since I got to…
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