In the category of “this could be a record”, Andre Drummond took eighteen free throws last night, and none of them were the result of shooting fouls. One set was from a personal foul, one set was from an “inbounds” foul (what do these weird terms mean anyway? idk) and seven sets were from personal…
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Stanley Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)
I saw Stanley Johnson had 14 points in the first half against the Heat, and I immediately thought to myself “Hot damn we gonna get some Stanley Johnson highlights up in this bizzitch! Can you say career high?”. I actually said it out loud, not just thought it in my head. And I really sort…
Read MoreAndre Drummond Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Alright, I know I said that I was only going to care about on-court explots from now on. I said it, and I mean to follow through with it, but man, some things are just too much to ignore. Like Andre Drummond’s shoulder hair. I mean, what the hell? It’s like a carpet. A prickly…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)
In recognition of Kentavious Caldwell-Pope scoring a career high 31, let’s take a look at how wrong I was back when I wrote a description for his then career-high of 30 back in his rookie season. “Let us take a moment and reflect on the dismal failure that was the Pistons’ season. Remember: this was…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
I haven’t been watching the Pistons a whole heck of a lot lately. Brings back memories that I don’t want brought back, you know? I’d prefer to just pretend that Ersan Ilyasova just doesn’t exist. So if someone could tell me how the whole “replicate Dwight’s Magic by surrounding Andre Drummond with a bunch of…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 22 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2015)
If Kentavious Caldwell-Pope doesn’t call his own personal vehicle “The Popemobile”, then there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with our country. Like, really seriously. It’s the perfect name, like if he’s going to go to the store, he could text all his friends “abt 2 go 2 the store in The Popemobile”. It would be perfect….
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 23 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)
As a Bucks fan, I am intimately familiar with Ersan Ilyasova’s hot/cold tendencies. However, it was rare for him to display both polarities of his game in one night. Usually he would be sorta-kinda hot for the whole game instead of doing all his damage in one quick burst. It was either that or just…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 24 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)
Does anyone know how to start one of those online petitions where if you get enough signatures the White House has to issue a statement about the problem or whatever? Because it’s time that Andre Drummond started shooting free throws underhand. Obama might be the only one who can force him to do it. It’s…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2015)
Stanley Johnson: Rookie of the Year candidate? In strict compliance with Betteridge’s law of headlines, the answer is no. But don’t fret, Pistons fans! Or do, but not because Stanley isn’t a ROY frontrunner. Fret over Andre Drummond’s free throw woes, if you must. Back to the point. Stanley Johnson is playing pretty well by…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 15 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
Stanley “Manly” Johnson was touted by Pistons fans as being an NBA-ready starting-material small forward. Has he lived up to the hype? I’d say yes. Yeah, he may not actually be starting, but anyone who knows anything knows that only the elitest of rookie prospects are able to handle that task right away. Pistons fans,…
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