The Detroit Pistons are one of the biggest dumpster fires in the NBA. Pretty much nothing has gone right for them except that Drummond looks pretty good. But other than that, disappointment all around. It’s not like we didn’t all see this coming. They have a seemingly talented roster but there is no coherency. No…
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Brandon Jennings 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2014)
Will Bynum approached his teammate after practice. “Hey, Brandon, wanna hit the weight room?” Brandon made a great show of being tired after the intense scrimmage. “Yo, man, I’d love to, but I’m just wiped. Maybe some other time.” “You can’t go the whole season without lifting, Brandon. Come on, just for a bit,” Will…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/22 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2014)
So apparently Andre Drummond is no longer going out with Jennette McCurdy. It escaped my notice that that relationship ended a long time ago. I can imagine the conversation: “Oh Andre you have so many good qualities but how am I supposed to tell my friends that I’m going out with a guy who can’t…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
To celebrate 5,000 subscribers on this channel, I decided to make a special treat for you guys: highlights of Greg Monroe scoring 27 points! You can tell I pulled out all the stops for this one. Just look at those post moves! The jumpers! The drives to the basket! The passes! Only for the specialest…
Read MoreWill Bynum 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2014)
Why do people get excited about crossovers where it’s obvious that the one getting crossed was tripped by the one doing the crossing? Devin Harris’ feet detached themselves from the rest of his body after Bynum gave him the ol’ razzle-dazzle, but you can clearly see Devin stumble over Bynum’s foot, which was the real…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 20 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Andre Drummond really needs to work on his free throw shooting. Really really. 0 for 8 is unacceptable. I don’t care how many dunks he can throw down. If he can’t make teams pay for fouling him then eventually he’s gonna get hacked every time. Don’t bring up Shaq as an example of a successful…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 16 Points/22 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/18/2014)
Andre Drummond is the only good player on the Pistons. There. I said it. Here’s some other players on the Pistons that you might think are good, listed with the shortcomings that cause them to not be good. Josh Smith – Has no concept of a “good shot” and is played out of position so…
Read MoreJosh Smith 25 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2014)
I sit at my computer, mouth agape, lost for words. Josh Smith, at the free throw line (0:30), clanks one badly off the back rim…but I look at the box score, and it reads “Smith Free Throw 1 of 2 (4 PTS)”. How could it be? The ball did not go through the hoop, therefore…
Read MoreWill Bynum 18 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2013)
Why are short players always the biggest chuckers? Nate Robinson: chucker. Isaiah Thomas: chucker. Will Bynum: chucker. JJ Barea: Mexican chucker. It’s like, if you’re six feet or under, your only role in the NBA is to be an incredibly undersized shooting guard. Why is that? I’m not a psychologist, but I’d say these guys…
Read MoreLuigi Datome 13 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
Another blowout for the Pistons, you know what that means! Minutes for Gigi! Though he actually did manage to get in the game during the first quarter tonight. We’re making progress! He’s still having trouble finding his three point range, but as I said before that will come with time. I still don’t get why…
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