After watching a bunch of young talents have okay games tonight, I’m thinking something needs to be done about the way the NBA is set up. I am not content with Doug McDermott coming off the bench and not getting to shoot the whole time he is in the game. Same with a whole bunch…
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Doug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2015)
We need to find some way to get Fred Hoiberg to give Doug McDermott more minutes. Micky Buckets has earned the minutes, and the minutes are not being given. This is out of his hands now. He has done everything he can. We must intervene. Would telling Hoiberg that he doesn’t need to pretend to…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/9/2015)
Am I the only one who thinks that, after he retires, Doug McDermott should open up a fast-casual burger joint called McBuckets? Offering customers high-quality burgers with fancy toppings, made to order, in a bucket with fresh-cut fries thrown in alongside. Instead of normal cups filled with soda, provide mini-buckets for beverage consumption. This is…
Read MoreDoug McDermott Career High 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
Good news for Bulls fans: Doug McDermott is officially out-Korvering Kyle Korver. Bad news for Bulls fans: Derrick Rose is officially garbage. We’ll leave that second point for later. Does it even matter if your MVP-winner sucks when you’ve got Jimmy Butler and freshly-minted beast Dougie McBuckets? No. All that hype I had for Doug…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 12 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2015)
I was fooled. We were all fooled. Doug McDermott has made fools of us all. “B-b-but Dee Tee Bee”, you stammer as you push your glasses up your nose, “I knew Doug McDermott was going to suck in the NBA, because his substandard athleticism would render his prodigious shot-making ability useless.” Shut up. No you…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 13 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2015)
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Read MoreDoug McDermott 16 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
You might be familiar with the term “hate-watching”. For those not on the cutting-edge of the English language, It’s when you watch a TV show that sucks really big dong so you can get mad at it. It’s cathartic, supposedly. It’s kind of like that with Doug McDermott. Not watching his highlights, though. That’s all…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 12 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2014)
I should know by now never to get excited about a good scoring performance in progress. Doug McDermott had 12 in the first half against the Magic. Things were going well, balls were going in holes. It was a prime opportunity to record his first career twenty-burger! I even tuned in for a bit to…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 12 Points/1 Dunk Bulls Debut Full Highlights (10/29/2014)
With a new NBA season comes my obligation to update my various player power rankings. The “maniacal-est chucker” and “stumpiest legs” lists alike need to be amended. First one on the docket: “most punchable face”. Luckily plastic surgery is not common among NBA players, so the bulk of the work went into assigning rookies their…
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