Enes Kanter – Page 7

Enes Kanter 24 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/21/2015)

Lost in the ecstatic falderal around Rudy Gobert’s emergence is the vague disappointment of Enes Kanter. The 3rd overall pick from four years ago, still only 22 year old, written off already. His refined offensive game is no match for the raw potential of the 2 months younger Gobert. The Jazz must have seen enough…

Enes Kanter Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2014)

Would you say that Enes Kanter was “bogarting” people tonight? Because that’s what the Jazz announcers seem to think he was doing. Where I come from (Wiscompton), bogarting means hogging the weed. No more, no less. There are no other definitions. You can possibly stretch to mean hogging the Doritos, or some other communal item,…

Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

Wow, what a coincidence! As soon as shot-hogger and all-around malcontent DerrICK Favors goes down with an injury, the Kanterman goes and has one of the best scoring nights of his career! What a crazy timing of events that are probably not even related! Sarcasm aside, the Kanfaver combo hasn’t been as good as some…

Enes Kanter 18 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/10/2014)

When not torturing/murdering its own people or attempting to censor the internet, Turkey keeps itself busy by making basketball players for American consumption. This is a shrewd move, as it keeps the masses distracted from the problems that plague the country: -Rampant governmental corruption -Widespread unemployment -A spineless media -Governmental ignorance of environmental concerns Consume…

Enes Kanter 18 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

Add Enes Kanter to the list of people who are victims of this three-obsessed league. When will the madness end? Last year’s vaunted Favors-Kanter duo didn’t really work out. Traditional big-man pairings like that one aren’t effective anymore; at least one of the two bigs has to be able to shoot from outside, or the…

Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2014)

The wholly depressing Jazz season is coming to an end. Did anything at all go right for them this year? They lack any point guard besides a rookie and they expect Richard Jefferson to contribute. The anticipated KanFavors tandem has not worked out to the expected level, which may be the biggest reason they aren’t…

Enes Kanter Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2014)

The final buzzer sounded. The Bucks had thoroughly dismantled the Jazz on the back of Ersan Ilyasova’s 31 points. The Jazz, despite Enes Kanter’s 27 points, looked lifeless and uncaring. Kanter walked over to offer his congratulations. “Hey Ersan, great game tonight! Really representing glorious Turkey well.” “You know Enes, I not really from Turkey….

Enes Kanter 25 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/21/2014)

I am getting a little annoyed here. NBA box scores are supposed to be accurate representations of what actually occurred in the game. However, inaccuracies are introduced when scorekeepers are too busy drinking fair-trade coffee or checking out that cutie hipster chick in the fourth row to reliably watch the game. Yeah, I’m calling you…

Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)

If you dare to watch this video, you will get to see Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter score 23 points by invoking the unholy power of Beelzebub to assist him. Youtube already took down my video four times, so I finally caved and edited out the parts where you can see the seventh prince of Hell…

Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2014)

So, it appears that the much-vaunted Favors-Kanter tandem has been a failure. At least as part of the starting lineup. It turns out that, since neither one has a reliable outside shot, it cramped the spacing too much to be feasible. It’s not too late to trade one of them for Ryan Anderson. Kanter seems…