Giannis was not usually fond of road trips. He preferred the comfort and familiarity of his own bed to the hotel room beds he slept in while on the road. However, this road trip was especially unpleasant, he thought as he looked out the window of the team plane to observe the starry night sky….
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Giannis Antetokounmpo 21 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)
The next day, thoughts of smoothies continually popped into Giannis’ head, and he was itching to go back to the mall to get another. It was a game day, though, so he had a strict nutrition and activity plan to follow, prepared specifically for him by the team’s trainers. His breakfast of granola and a…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo Career High 33 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/19/2015)
When the first splash of berry-flavored smoothie landed on his tongue, Giannis didn’t know what to think. As John Henson looked on expectantly, Giannis swallowed and smacked his lips, then pondered for a little bit. “It’s tasty,” he finally said. “What flavor it is?” “Berry,” John answered. “I think it’s strawberry and blueberry, and, uh,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 16 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
“We’re here!” John Henson announced, parking the car in one of the parking lot’s plentiful spaces. Giannis Antetokounmpo unfolded his long legs from the footwell and stepped out into the bracing autumn air. The sheer size of the mall was amazing to him; malls in Greece were a lot more conservatively designed, at least the…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part IV)
Fourth and final installment of my Giannis rap series. Regret overcomes me like a black death-cloud Sorrow so acute I sob and wail aloud The abyss is deep like an ocean of fear I stare down, can I end it all here? I used up my good description idea too soon Giannis addicted to smoothies,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part III)
Okay, I wrote the third rap in my Giannis Antetokounmpo rap tetralogy. “Gyroz & Smoothiez” When tha hankerin’ hits for some food Giannis know how to satisfy it good He don’t like to look at naked guys If you do I got a surprise In tha hood there’s a place called Papa Niko’s All kinda…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part II)
Here’s the second in my series of raps about Giannis Antetokounmpo. This one is called “Buck Brothahood”. Giannis and Jabari, two peas in a pod Saviors of basketball like real-life gods Do you ever think ’bout suckin’ a willy? Congratulations, you’re gay, you silly Smokin’ a fatty and ballin’ for cash These two G’s have…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part I)
In my never-ending efforts to make it big in the rap game, I have composed a few more rap songs in homage (homieage?) to the original homie, Giannis Antetokounmpo. If some of the big players in the rap scene want to contact me, do it through twitter. Be aware that if your inquiry includes emojis…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 95 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
(Jan. 20, 2014) Dear diary, Today my friend Ersan took me to the mall. There were malls in Greece too, but I never got to go. I never had the money to spend in them. Now that I have money, Ersan and I went just to hang out. I could have done that in Greece…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2015)
I can not stand idly by while these transgressions go unpunished. The world must know what is happening, so that they can organize resistance. Giannis Antetokounmpo looks he travels on like half his drives. I’m not a ref, so my opinion means little, but it seems like he takes a lot of steps sometimes. Is…
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