Is there a more presidential name in the NBA than Harrison Barnes? I don’t think so. I’d definitely vote for him. I wouldn’t even think about it. Just seeing his name on the ballot, I’d be like “Wow look at that name. Harrison Barnes. I trust him already. He is the man to lead this…
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Draymond Green Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2013)
Draymond “21 Percent” Green has drawn a lot of ire from Golden State fans for his inadequate offensive game. He shot under 34% from the field this year. Yeah. I’d be mad too. Supposedly he’s a good defender, but I’m pretty sure that when you suck at offense people just call you a defensive specialist…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 12 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/28/2013)
We are never going to see the old Andrew Bogut again, I don’t think. No more half-assed hook shots. No more establishing him in the post. Why slow down your offense by doing that when you have Curry and Thompson? So now we have the new Bogut, whose offensive game is limited now to easy…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
If you’re Mark Jackson, and your starting power forward (David Lee) goes down with a gruesome and unwatchable injury, who do you pick to start at the PF spot? Remember, this is a graded quiz, so you guys had better try on this one. Parent-teacher conferences are coming up and I don’t want to have…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2013)
“Hey Steph, Carl, Kent, you guys, come check this out! I’ve hit 25 in a row!” Klay’s teammates ambled over to where the sharpshooter was draining threes from the top of the key. He continued, “I feel like I could shoot these all day. I’m in the zone!” as he splashed another one. Nothing but…
Read MoreJarrett Jack 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
Official NBA Players Who Look Like Corey Maggette Power Rankings: 1. Corey Maggette 2. Jarrett Jack 3 – 464. All other NBA Players 465. Matt Carroll
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 10 Points/4 Assists/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/23/2013)
“Dear Amar”’e, I hope this letter finds you well. You may wonder why I am bothering to write to you. It is well known that we are not friends. After you brutally ended my season in 2010, pushing me from the rim to land horribly on my elbow, our relationship has not been close, and…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 8 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/18/2013)
Watching Andrew Bogut operate in the post is not a very fun experience. He takes a long time to do it, and if he can’t back down easily he often settles for a shot from way out of his range. If he does get close he invariably throws up a flat jump hook thing, which…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Klay Thompson is an amazing shooter. One of the best. The only problem is that the nature of being a jump shooter is that you get into slumps sometimes. And when that happens to Klay, he turns into a useless player who loses more and more confidence with each missed shot. But when he’s on,…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 14 Points Full Highlights (3/15/3013)
Imagine this: a big meatball sub, overflowing with bright red marinara sauce thick with tomato chunks. Divinely melted mozzarella cheese draped over the whole thing, bonded to the bakery-fresh white roll and semi-transparent. Authentic, fresh-out-of-the-garden Italian spices decorate the creation like confetti – basil, oregano, maybe some rosemary. Artfully prepared orbs of pure beef are…
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