I hadn’t really noticed that he was gone in the first place (Sabonis is bae), but Myles Turner is back! Somehow the news of his injury had escaped me; I figured I wasn’t doing highlights of him because he was in a slump of epic proportions. Nope! He was injured, and now he’s back, and…
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Domantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
One thing that I fear will go unnoticed if I don’t point it out right here in the first sentence before everyone loses interest and stops reading: Domantas Sabonis totally took out Lance Stephenson with a chest bump. Starting at around 1:09. I can’t tell if Stephenson flopped a little bit to make it seem…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2018)
Lance “Sorry Tommy” Stephenson just set a season-high in both points and assists in this game, helping the Pacers surge back from a huge deficit to steal a win from the Magic. The Magic might be total sewer trash, but this was still a gritty performance from a team that maybe lost some of its…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2018)
Domantas Sabonis has already surpassed his field goal total from last season by a significant amount, and we’re only in the month of January. After making 192 field goals all of last season, he’s made 233 this season, in 400 fewer minutes of court time. This disparity seems too large to chalk up entirely to…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 22 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)
Last night’s recipient of the SORPWWOAGB award was none other than the Pacers’ Thaddeus Young. In case your brain is too small to remember what the acronym stands for, it’s the “Scrub or Role Player Who Went Out and Got Buckets” award. The SORPWWOAGB Award (pronounced “sorp woag bee”) was instituted by myself to raise…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/24/2018)
Domantas Sabonis pretty much gave the Suns his Saboner in this game, except he didn’t even give them the full length. He gave them like half of his Saboner. They got a taste of it. Not the full load, but a taste. They would have tasted more of Sabonis’ Lithuanian Flagpole, but Sabonis was taken…
Read MoreDarren Collison 23 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
I want to give a shout-out to my mans Darren Collison for hitting nothing but jumpshots last night. I would also like to award Collison with a secondary shout-out for only getting three assists, which means I only had to show his scoring in this video. He receives an unheard-of THIRD shout-out for not shooting…
Read MoreCory Joseph 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2018)
To me, the most impressive part of this video isn’t Cory Joseph’s buttery-smooth midrange jimbo or his improved three-point shot. No, I’m more impressed by the evidence that Al Jefferson is still alive and still playing basketball. Because I’m pretty sure that I saw somewhere that the Charlotte Hornets retired his jersey number after they…
Read MoreT.J. Leaf 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
T.J. Leaf scored 17 in the second game of the season, a performance which turned out to do nothing but set me up for a season of disappointment. His playing time since then has dwindled and dwindled, further and further into the abyss of scrubenchell (scrub bench hell, it’s a new term I came up…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Sometimes when I watch Domantas Sabonis videos/compile Domantas Sabonis videos/think about Domantas Sabonis at all I get sad that Donatas Motiejunas is no longer with us. It’s not fair to Sabonis to think that, but it’s what I feel. There are holes in my heart that simply cannot be filled without copious dipsy-doo post moves…
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