Jabari Parker 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)

I had this big whole story typed out involving Jabari Parker turning 21 and thus being able to drink legally, except that he’s Mormon so he can’t. His teammates were being real dicks to him, let me tell you, in this story. I don’t want to give away too much, but there was a scene…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)

Another good game for Jabari Parker. I don’t even feel anything anymore. Not a thing. If he had scored 23 points while showcasing his entire arsenal last year, I would have been so excited. That’s what he did in this game, and it was a great performance by him, no doubt about it, but I…

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Jabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

Alright, I may have been a little hasty when I said that I’d take Myles Turner over Jabari Parker. When players have good games, sometimes I get overexcited, and Turner was having a bunch of good games while Jabari was struggling. I was frustrated, I admit. I wanted him to be good so badly, and…

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Jabari Parker 26 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

After the first few months of the season went by with Jabari Parker only getting eight or ten shots per contest, the past month or so has seen Jabari become a more aggressive scorer. Look at these field goal attempt numbers: 23, 18, 15, 25, 10, 16, 15, 21, 19. Those are star numbers. The…

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Jabari Parker Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)

Jabari Parker could finally relax. The locker room was empty now, cleared of the ceaseless questioning of the media personnel and his own congratulatory teammates. He reclined at his locker, glad to at last be able to soak in his career-high performance. He closed his eyes, replaying the off-the-glass alley-oop to Giannis over and over…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2016)

Something switched on for Jabari Parker after the All-Star break. Whether it was a moment of introspection where he realized “Damn I’m the 2nd overall pick I’d better start shooting some shots” or whether Jason Kidd sat down to think about where the Bucks went wrong and realized “Damn Jabari you’re the 2nd overall pick…

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Jabari Parker 16 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/1/2016)

A descriptor like “five dunks” makes this video sound a lot more exciting that it actually is. I’m going to put that right up front so you guys have a chance to read it before you watch the video itself, because, believe me, if you watch this vid with visions of sick whamjams playing in…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)

It’s time to come clean. I didn’t even watch ANY of the Bucks game tonight. Sometimes life gets in the way, you know, even though ball IS life. That’s okay. By the time I’m done making highlights of all the performances, I’ll have seen the good parts of the game anyway. That’s the whole point…

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Jabari Parker 16 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

It’s time to come clean. I didn’t even watch the entire Bucks game last night. I watched the first half and then decided that I had better things to do than watch the Bulls blow us out. Especially because there were a bunch of Bulls fans in the Bradley Center and I didn’t want to…

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