Jae Crowder tried his best to push his team to victory against the Knicks, but all the individual heroics in the world aren’t going to help you when you don’t get any help from your teammates. Let’s look at the most flagrant offenders: Al Horford, 2-of-14, five points. Forget about his ten assists for a…
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Jae Crowder 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2017)
An enterprising soul should start an YouTube channel called “NBA Fight Zone” or “Heaviest NBA Slamdowns” or something, and show nothing but all the “fights” that occur in the NBA. The NBA used to be really stingy about allowing vids of famous altercations to be disseminated (I’m still recovering from that virus I got trying…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)
The biggest Jae Crowder-related story from this game is not that he hit five triples (way cool), but that he had a Gordon Hayward-fueled meltdown on Twitter after Boston fans cheered Gordon a little too much for his liking. I think most of the tweets have been deleted now, which is a shame, because he…
Read MoreJae Crowder 22 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)
Quick quiz: how severely was Jae Crowder underutilized in Dallas? a. Very underutilized; Rick Carlisle only knows how to utilize veteran players b. Somewhat underutilized c. He was properly utilized because he needed to develop d. He was overutilized and actually sucks e. He’s actually still being underutilized by Brad Stevens Leave your answer in…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
Jae Crowder: big shot taker/maker? According to Celtics commentator/living legend Brian Scalabrine, yes! He mentions it a whole bunch of times in this video. So many times that I feel like I should take him at his word on the matter. I mean, he knows a thing or two about taking and making big shots….
Read MoreJae Crowder 25 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2016)
It’s unfortunate for Jae Crowder that he has improved so much in a season where C.J. McCollum and Will Barton have also improved by a ton. In lots of years, he would be getting serious consideration for the Most Improved Player award. Instead, he gets to toil in obscurity for a decent but unexciting Celtics…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
Take a look at that thumbnail image. Just take a quick look. Done yet? Yeah. I’m intimidated now. Jae Crowder could no doubt kick my ass totally if we ever came to blows. Not like we would, because one-hundred percent of the time I would take the pussy route in any confrontation and say stuff…
Read MoreJae Crowder Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Jae Crowder’s dreads just look more pillowy by the day. In real life they’re probably all prickly and stiff, but on my computer monitor they look like thick ropes made out of pure bunny fur. I want to touch them. I want to fondle them. Is there somebody I can contact to make this happen?…
Read MoreJae Crowder 19 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
What’s up with the Boston video people and showing random shots of happy fans after a made Celtics basket? It’s weird. I don’t even especially care for close up face shots of the players themselves, and this surpasses that, going into straight-up voyeuristic territory. When I go to a sporting event, I want total certainty…
Read MoreJae Crowder 18 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)
I like this new trend of Jae Crowder getting minutes, something that wasn’t happening while he languished in Dallas. It should be a law that second round picks get at least half a season where they play twenty MPG. Otherwise, the next Ginobili could get garbage minutes for one year and then go find employment…
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