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Jarrett Allen 20 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Is Jarrett Allen’s current fro the best NBA fro of the decade? That thing is seriously amazing. It makes him look like a 70’s funk diva. It got dented a little bit when Taurean Prince jumped over it, but it recovered by the end of this game to its usual glorious state. A perfect sphere…

Jarrett Allen 20 Points/24 Rebounds/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: This video does not depict each of Jarrett Allen’s 24 rebounds. That would be foolishness. Rebounding is cool and I’m glad there are players that do it, but most rebounds are just a guy jumping up, getting the ball, and coming back down. Sometimes a fun rebound battle will happen where there’s…

Jarrett Allen 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/14/2019)

Here’s the deal: DTB doesn’t watch a lot of TV. Or movies. But I would absolutely, totally, watch the ever-loving FRICK out of a TV show that starred Jarrett Allen and Spencer Dinwiddie. The show wouldn’t even have to be funny or creative. They could make fart jokes for twenty minutes for all I care….

Jarrett Allen 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2019)

I’ve always loved Jarrett Allen, but I found out recently that my love for him wasn’t maximized. There was still a little bit of extra love I had left to give to him. What spurred this sudden generosity from heart so cold that it gives my lungs freezer burn? It turns out that Allen likes…

Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

A Jarrett Allen dunkilation is definitely happening this season. For sure. He’s on pace for somewhere around 175 dunks, assuming he doesn’t suffer a devastating afro injury that takes him out for multiple months. I’m just concerned that the quality of the dunkilation will suffer due to the lack of posters that Allen is generating….

Jarrett Allen Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)

The three-point shooting version of himself that Jarrett Allen teased us with in the season opener has not made another appearance. He made two triples that game, leading me to believe that he Kenny Atkinson was doing to him what he did with Brook Lopez. Since that game? You guessed it, zero threes. He’s barely…

Jarrett Allen 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

I had this matchup circled on my calendar because of the dynamic center battle it contained: Jarrett Allen versus Nikola Jokic. Two polar opposites, clashing on the hardwood for ultimate ball supremacy. Who would prevail? The afroed skinny black pogo stick or the tubby transparent landbound savant? Let’s take a look at the facts.AF POINTS:…

Jarrett Allen 17 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

You gotta give Blake Griffin credit. He knows he can’t get up like he used to, he knows that he robbed JaVale McGee of a dunk contest trophy, but he still went up there and tried to pack it on Jarrett Allen. Even though it didn’t work at all, it was nice to see him…

Jarrett Allen All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“It’s really cool that you invited me over,” Jarrett Allen said sheepishly as he sat in the unfamiliar living room. “I guess I can’t say that you were ever one of my idols, but I watched a bunch of your highlights on YouTube before I got here.” Artis Gilmore let out a deep laugh. “Understandable….

Jarrett Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)

The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…