Joe Ingles – Page 2

Joe Ingles 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Joe Ingles hasn’t missed a game since December 16th… 2015. There are people watching my channel RIGHT NOW who weren’t even born when that happened. Okay, maybe they’re not watching my channel, but they are on YouTube, watching toy reviews or those creepy bootleg Mickey Mouse cartoons with hypodermic needles and pregnancy and stuff. And…

Joe Ingles 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2019)

As a prominent resident of the country/continent of Australia, Joe Ingles, by default, speaks for the Australian citizenry on matters of national interest. He might think that he is just a run-of-the-mill sportsman with a run-of-the-mill bald spot, but the power and influence he wields over Australian public discourse is considerable. Not only that, but…

Joe Ingles 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Joe “The Trevally From Happy Valley” Ingles, sadly, hasn’t been jingling at nearly the level we’ve come to expect this season. In years past, we could expect multiple jinglings each and every game. Now? We’re happy to just see him jingle a couple times per week at most. All is not lost, however. Ingles is…

Joe Ingles 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2019)

Now is a good time to offer an OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER to all Australians: do not forget that your constitution, the document upon which the entire nation of Australia is based, requires that you watch at least one (1) highlight video depicting Joe Ingles per day. It says it right there, right in chapter VII,…

Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Everybody knows that Joe Ingles has a wife. He has a wife and she’s pretty cute. Not crazy hot like a supermodel, but cute in a sporty way. All of those are well-established facts which cannot be disputed. My question is, does Ingles have a best friend who’s a dude? And if he doesn’t, how…

Joe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Joe Ingles AKA Jinglin’ Joe AKA Sloppy Joe AKA Slo-mo Joe AKA Outback LeBron must be a tough player to play against. He doesn’t look like he should be able to school you, but then he does, even though he looks like he should be teaching geography to middle schoolers. And then he talks about…

Joe Ingles 11 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2019)

I think I’d heard this stat before, but since the ESPN commentators repeated it, I’ll re-repeat it for you: it’s been 11 years since the last regular-season triple-double by a Jazzman, and the last one to do it was… Carlos Boozer! If you’re thinking “I swear Ricky Rubio got one for the Jazz”, you’re right,…

Joe Ingles 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

This highlight video is made noticeably worse by the amount of times that Reggie Miller has over-the-top reactions to plays made by Joe “The Aushole” Ingles and his teammates. Commentary, when executed correctly, can elevate a highlight video by providing a crescendo of excitement. Normally, I find it does nothing other than fill in the…

Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2019)

Since people (read: Australians who have a constitutional mandate in their countries’ founding legal framework that says they have to watch one or more Joe Ingles highlight videos per day) aren’t watching as many Joe Ingles highlights as they should, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I booked a flight to Sydney,…

Joe Ingles 15 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER to Australian viewers of my videos: there is a constitutional mandate in your home country of Australia which requires you to watch at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video for day. Even on days when Joe Ingles has not played a game. You have to go on YouTube (or another video-sharing…