Karl-Anthony Towns – Page 2

Karl-Anthony Towns 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)

Take a moment to realize how lucky you are that you have the privilege to watch Karl-Anthony Towns’ ENTIRE career, from start to finish. The whole thing, from his NBA debut to his tearful final game, from rookie to polished superstar. Every game, every bucket, every dunk, able to be viewed with your own two…

Karl-Anthony Towns 26 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

Karl-Anthony Towns is a beast. Andrew Wiggins is a beast. Zach LaVine is a beast. All three of those players are beasts, and yet the Timberwolves can’t win any games. That much beastitude should be, by itself, worth at least 40 wins, but they haven’t earned even close to that many. What’s the problem up…

Karl-Anthony Towns Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

Attention Timberwolves commentators: please stop calling Karl-Anthony Towns “KAT”. Just stop. On a team that can be called the “Wolves”, there is no place for cats. Too much incongruity. Attention Timberwolves commentators whose names are Jim Petersen: please stop talking about advanced basketball stuff including but not limited to: what plays the Timberwolves are running,…

Karl-Anthony Towns 26 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2016)

I was going through my old videos for archival purposes, and, on a 3-ish-year old vid, don’t remember which one now, I saw a comment that intrigued me. Not the comment, actually, but the username of the commentor. “Karl Towns” Now, this is gonna seem like wishful thinking, but I bet it was the real…

Karl-Anthony Towns 20 points Full Highlights (1/19/2016)

It’s not going to be very long before a 20-point game by Karl-Anthony “George-Carmelo” Towns is a commonplace occurrence which barely deserves to be noticed, let alone immortalized in Full Highlights format. I foresee a future in which KAT has to score at least 34 points before I even raise an eyebrow. That’s how much…

Karl-Anthony Towns 22 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

Now these are what I call highlights! Eleven buckets in a row, no replays, no free throws, no assists, no blocks, no steals, no intros, no outros, nothing except frickin’ BUCKETS. Hell yeah! This is the essence of highlights in their purest ideal. Those other things are just filler, distracting from the true point of…

Karl-Anthony Towns 25 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)

In an effort to reach more viewers, I’m going to make a concerted effort in this description to offend as few people as possible. It’s going to be tough, but I think I can do it. Let’s start with a nice, inoffensive statement. Karl-Anthony Towns is a good basketball player. Nope! Some people think instead…

Karl-Anthony Towns 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

“Do you maybe want to open the present I got for you, Karl?” Karl-Anthony Towns stared dourly at the carefully-wrapped gift that a widely grinning Ricky Rubio held in his hands. He considered his words carefully before responding. “Before we get too hasty with the gift unwrapping, I need to just make sure of one…

Karl-Anthony Towns 25 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

Sam Mitchell: destroying Karl-Anthony Towns for his own perverse gain? Ha! You have been fooled by devious opening sentence. This is an instance of what is termed “clickbait”. I don’t really believe what I wrote, and I’m not even going to address it in the whole rest of this description. You might be angry, but…

Karl-Anthony Towns 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2015)

It seems like Andrew Wiggins is the forgotten man in Minnesota right now. He’s scoring over 20 per contest, making significant strides as a basketball player and coming closer to attaining the projections that many had for him, and now, the only thing anyone can talk about is Karl-Anthony Towns. What gives? NBA fans must…