Attention Timberwolves commentators: please stop calling Karl-Anthony Towns “KAT”. Just stop. On a team that can be called the “Wolves”, there is no place for cats. Too much incongruity.
Attention Timberwolves commentators whose names are Jim Petersen: please stop talking about advanced basketball stuff including but not limited to: what plays the Timberwolves are running, what plays their opponents are running, how to execute said plays, the names of said plays, or anything involving plays at all, because it makes me feel stupid. I watch basketball to see a little orange ball go through a slightly larger orange ring. Not to become aware of the nuances of the game.