Kyle Korver – Page 6

Kyle Korver 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2015)

You know what would be sweet? If someone would make a video that showed all of Kyle Korver’s three point makes in a given season. That would be super fun to watch, I bet, a sensory overload of pure marksmanship. Oh wait. I already did that. And, I’m not gonna lie, it was a blast…

Kyle Korver 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2015)

“How do you not know where he is?” “There’s Kyle again, wide open. WIDE OPEN. How do you lose Kyle Korver?” “You gotta keep a man on him at all times.” “Tom Thibodeau look’s like he’s gonna go on a killin’ spree after Kyle makes yet another three.” The best part of any Hawk’s broadcast…

Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2015)

Kyle Korver has fallen out of the 50-40-90 club, everyone’s favorite arbitrary creation to showcase that Larry Bird really was one of the best of all time for real guys I’m serious. Actually, maybe the Korveman is back in it now after this good shooting performance, I’m too lazy to calculate it. Fine. Okay, I’m…

Kyle Korver 19 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2014)

The moniker “Spurs of the East” is tired and lame. Nobody wants to hear that lame stuff anymore. I have devised a new, bold moniker for the Hawks that perfectly encompasses the teamwork and ball movement that make up their system: “Hawksketball”. Stop laughing. You’re stupid. This is a good idea, and when I start…

Kyle Korver 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/2/2014)

I like it when the Hawks commentator expresses confusion over the fact that Kyle Korver keeps getting left open. For Korver, “open” means “just barely enough time to shoot what would be a crappy three for everyone else”. In reality, opposing teams rarely leave Kyle actually open for any length of time. His gravity on…

Kyle Korver 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2014)

Since Kyle Korver and his handsome face have stolen multiple girlfriends from me in the past few years, I am currently done with women for the time being. Fate has seen fit to test my resolve by placing attractive females in my way as I go about my daily life, but I’m a strong man…

Kyle Korver 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

Now that Kyle Korver’s streak of whatever games with a made three is over, we can enjoy his performances for what they are, rather than in the framework of some arbitrary “record”. 6 threes in a single game is pretty good. For a lesser player, it would be a noteworthy achievement. But for Korver, it’s…

Kyle Korver 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2014)

This whole no girlfriend thing is working out great. Sure, it was kind of hard, the first few times, to say no to some hot babe was crawling all over me. And I kinda miss the cuddling. Yeah, the cuddling. Deal with it. You guys are the beneficiaries! More time for highlights, no longer do…

Kyle Korver 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/29/2014)

If you’ve been following along, you’ll know that Kyle Korver has stolen multiple girlfriends from me, using his unbeatable combination of wealth, prestige, and handsomeness to woo away multiple girls who swore they loved me. All it takes is one glimpse of his face on the TV and they run off like they’re gonna reenact…

Kyle Korver All 185 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-2014 Season Three-ilation)

You know, sometimes misfortune just walks up to you and kicks you right in the nards. This is one of those times. I’ve been seeing this chick for a few months. It’s been working out pretty well so she moved in to my place a few weeks ago. She’s a full-time salesperson at Burlington Coat…