Fun fact: Pablo “Pepperoni” Prigioni had, prior to this game, made only five free throws over the whole season. His unwillingness to draw contact is understandable; he is, after all, a very old person in NBA terms (38 years old), plus he’s a Euro from South America which automatically makes him soft. There’s no way…
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Cole Aldrich 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
The last time Cole Aldrich started a game for the Clippers, he was playing with Chris Paul and it was a dunk festival (colloquially known as a “dunkfest”). I say “last time” loosely because I’m looking at his game log and it turns out he started a game in late March. Forget about the game….
Read MoreAustin Rivers Career High 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights – INSANE Shooting, BUST! (3/31/2016)
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Read MoreAustin Rivers 16 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2016)
Austin “Worst Rookie PER Ever” Rivers is no longer in the running for the “worst player in the league” award, but he is definitely still in the running for the “player who gets minutes because of his famous last name” award. Trust me, these awards exist and I give them out every year. If you…
Read MoreJeff Green 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Clippers fans are getting a taste of the inconsistency issues that have led to Jeff Green getting traded at the deadline about ten times. He’s had games of 18, 22, and 23 points, but he’s also put up two goose eggs along with some other single-digit games that are unacceptable for a player billed as…
Read MoreJamal Crawford 26 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)
I have wondered in the past if Jamal Crawford had it in him to hit the 20,000-points mark for his career, which, depending on your opinion of Tom Chambers, would make him the worst player ever to score that many. It seemed in doubt at the beginning of the season, with him looking like he…
Read MoreJeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
Jeff Green: better than Blake Griffin? Let’s analyze the facts in several key areas. Number of dunks this year: Green has dunked it 36 times this year, a number that is greater than Griffin’s 34. Advantage: Green Quality of dunks this year: I’ve looked at a bunch of Griffin dunks this year, and they kind…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/31/2016)
Austin Rivers making five three-pointers in one game has got to be one of the more unexpected statistical aberrations we’ve seen this season. Even after this downpour of triples, he’s averaging well under one made three per game. I just had a statistical aberration too. Usually I try to eat my breakfast-flavor Hot Pockets really…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
You can say all the mean things about Austin Rivers that you want (there are a lot of them, and I myself have said quite a few of them), but at least he doesn’t punch out equipment managers, unlike a certain other unnamed Clipper whose name rhymes with rake. Or, if he does punch out…
Read MoreLance Stephenson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
“Well, coach, I think we both know why I asked to meet with you today,” Lance Stephenson said as he sat down across the desk from Doc Rivers. Doc sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose with his fingers, a gesture familiar to Lance. “I think we both do. But go ahead and explain…
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