Even though DeMarcus Cousins had 55 points in a winning effort, I think it’s fair to say that he was embarrassed by Mason Plumlee tonight. I counted three separate posters performed by Mason onto DeMarcus’ pouting face, with a fourth one that could go either way. That’s a lot of material for my upcoming “DTB’s…
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Mason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)
Can we go back to the Mason Plumlee of his rookie year where all he did was catch lobs? More importantly, why don’t the selfish guards in Portland want to throw him lobs? It’s cool that he wants to shoot jumpers and stuff, but really, he should be using his superior athleticism to beast on…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 18 Points/6 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2016)
In my not-very-humble-at-all opinion, Mason Plumlee should not be allowed to shoot jumpers in-game. Ever. You will see a few successful attempts in this video, but they are vastly outnumbered by the jumpers you didn’t see because they didn’t go in. Here’s a truth bomb for you: Mason’s free throw looks like absolute garbage. Just…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT Concurrent with the Jumpshot Alert is a MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT effective right now. MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE DOES NOT DUNK IN THIS VIDEO! ALERT ALERT ALERT You will have…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/20/2016)
Who’s the better passing big, Blake Griffin or Mason Plumlee? ASSISTS: Plumlee had seven. Griffin had four. Seven is more than four according to the rules of math. PUNCHING PEOPLE: Griffin punches people all the time. He can’t go more than a few minutes without slamming his fist into somebody’s head. Mason Plumlee is a…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2016)
As the Blazers commentators could not stop telling us, this is Mason Plumlee’s third good game against the Clippers this season. What would cause the Plummer to direct all of his energy towards dominating this specific team while exerting normal amounts of energy against every other team? -Clippers promised to draft him with the 25th…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 17 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2015)
Is it too late to fix Mason Plumlee’s free throws? I’m getting Shaq flashbacks (Flashshaqs?) here. Plumlee acts like he’s going to shoot it normally with two hands, but at the last second, his guide hand goes away and he just one-hands it. His borked form worked for him this game, but I’m doubtful that…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2015)
Mason Plumlee walked around the verdant landscape uncertainly. He had just been taking a nap, and now he was here, in some lush countryside. He ascended to the top of a small hill, hoping to get a hint of some landmarks from that raised-up vantage point. However, all he could see was a few cottages…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2014)
I give props where props are due. If someone does something good or creates something cool, I’m the first one there to say “You did pretty good, man, here are some props.” No, I’m not going to give props to Mason Plumlee for making two clutch-ish free throws. An NBA player making those things should…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 21 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2014)
Mason Plumlee: worst free throw form in the league? Possibly. There are lot of players with awkward looking forms out there, including such luminaries as Shawn Marion and Chuck Hayes. But Plumlee’s might be the awkwardest. Mason starts it off normally, but once he gets to where he’s going to release it, his left hand…
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