Miami Heat – Page 21

Bam Adebayo Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Bam “Slam” Adebayo notched a career-high tonight. “Yeah that’s great DTB, I see that right in the title of the video, that’s the first thing I look at when decided whether or not to watch a video, so why don’t you give us some actual enlightening content you degenerate cretin?” you think. So let me…

Dwyane Wade 35 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

I’m not going to sit here and try and convince Dwyane Wade to not retire at the end of the season. It would be a wasted effort, for one because he’s said he’s definitely retiring and no one can tell him otherwise, and for two because there’s no way he’s reading the description for this…

Josh Richardson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

Josh Richardson, with his 20.5 PPG average, now occupies the position that Khris Middleton used to occupy on my channel: the “too many PPGs for DownToBuck but not enough of a star to consistently get videos from the bigger highlights channels” position. His rapid ascendancy has caught most people by surprise (I’m sure Heat fans…

Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)

Usually I’m eager to label anything and everything as a REVENGE GAME, but I’m taking a step back here and re-evaluating my criteria for revenginess. Let’s run down the list and see if Wayne “Beef W” Ellington scoring nineteen in this game really does qualify: Revenge Game Criterion 1: The game must be against a…

Josh Richardson 28 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/16/2018)

OFFICIAL JOSH RICHARDSON 20 PPG AVERAGE WATCH UPDATE: Josh Richardson is averaging 20.6 points per game this season, .6 points above 20. I was going to make a really tough quiz where I made people guess the last Heat player to average 20, but then it turned out not so tough so I couldn’t do…

Tyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

First order of business: mad respect to Tyler Johnson for shaving his face and not retaining the caveman beard from last year. It takes big cojones (not little chiquita ones) to admit that your facial hair sucked by getting rid of it. I myself was once cursed with a bad beard, but I am now…

Rodney McGruder Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

“Dear Erik, I hope this letter finds you well. There is a rather urgent situation currently unfolding in Miami, a situation which you must surely be aware of, since, indeed, it is a situation of your own creation. I am talking, of course, about the fact that Rodney McGruder, your 27-year-old third-year-player, is receiving 33…

Kelly Olynyk 20 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

First off: is that a frickin’ rubber band holding Kelly Olynyk’s hair back? Come on bro. Every dude with long hair knows that you keep spare hair-wrangling devices everywhere you can. Keep them in the car, keep them in your locker, keep some in your desk at work (not like he has a desk there),…

Wayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington’s last contract saw him get paid almost as much per year (6 million) as he had made in his entire NBA career before he got to the Heat. Now, he’s playing for another one, which, given current trends in the NBA, projects to be even bigger than the contract he’s currently…

Josh Richardson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)

If Josh Richardson keeps this up, he’s going to find himself on the outside looking in when it comes to this channel. Not like he has any idea of my existence and if he did he wouldn’t care, but you know. This is the only way I can exercise some control over NBA players, you’ve…