If I was a Miami Heat fan, I’d be so done with Justise Winslow after seeing Josh Richardson being able to score buckets. Keep in mind that I don’t care about defense at all, not even a little bit; I just want to see buckets. Richardson is better at that aspect of the game than…
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Justise Winslow 20 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
It’s easy to see why people are excited about Justise Winslow. Just look at him! He’s the savviest vettest looking 19-year-old rookie I’ve ever seen. When I was 19, I looked like a pale pizza-faced shambling skeleton with pubes on my chin and bags under my eyes. Meanwhile, this dude looks like he could tell…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)
Move over Jason Richardson! There’s a new J-Rich in town and he can also shoot threes! And dunk! Okay, so Jason Richardson has already moved over. In fact, he has done more than simply moved over. He has died. He is dead. No more Jason Richardson. So there is currently no competition for being the…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 15 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
When Josh Richardson scored eight points near the beginning of the season, I declined to make a highlight video for him, believing that if he could so easily score eight in an NBA game, he would quickly surpass that total. Then, months passed with Richardson either getting DNP’s or failing to produce in the minutes…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
Watching these highlights, if you squint your eyes real close, you can kind of pretend for a little bit that LeBron James is back in Miami, leading the Heat to the promised land once again over the Indiana Pacers. There he is with Wade, and Bosh, he’s dunking it with power, no one can stop…
Read MoreLuol Deng 27 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
I hadn’t made Luol Deng highlights the whole season, and now I’m doing them on consecutive nights? What’s the deal here? The deal here, I guess, is that Dwyane Wade is dead and Pat Riley has told Deng to play as much like a him as possible so that the fans don’t realize that Wade…
Read MoreJosh McRoberts 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
The NBA just isn’t the same without any long-haired white guys. With Lou Amundson and now Josh McRoberts having sheared off their flowing locks, the only thing we can hope for is the long-overdue unretirement of Walter Herrmann. Or that Steven Adams never gets a haircut. But hair length is not what this channel is…
Read MoreLuol Deng 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Luol Deng was on the Cavaliers at one point. Does that blow your mind or what? I don’t feel like anyone even noticed that happen. In most people’s memories of his career, he jumps straight from Chicago to play out his twilight years in Miami. I even made highlights of one of his games in…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 13 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/31/2016)
People were telling me that Amar’e Stoudemire was done. Doner than done, that his knees could no longer handle the rigors of an NBA schedule. Not so fast, pessimists! Take a gander at the dunks that he threw down tonight. Just look at them. Are those the dunks of a “done” NBA player? No! He…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 13 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)
I haven’t heard so much crowing lately from Miami Heat fans about how much of a draft steal Justise Winslow is. It turns out that there is a reason a bunch of teams passed on him: he absolutely cannot score the rock AT ALL. Like, we’re talking about Andre Roberson levels of offensive futility here….
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