The ramifications of the big shuffle of mediocre role-players between the Heat, Grizzlies, and Timberwolves will take a bit of time to play out. A lot of unwanted parts changed hands. Some of the unwanted parts were wanted in their new destinations, while some of them were still unwanted. It’s fair to say that Crowder…
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Duncan Robinson 19 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/9/2020)
As Tony Fiorentino kindly reminded us, Duncan Robinson is currently fifth in the NBA in three-pointers made. However, I would argue that he is in first, given that the four players ahead of him should be disqualified for various reasons which I will explain below. Keep in mind that totals are tabulated before tonight’s games…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Looking at the game logs for Duncan Robinson is a real trip. A trip into the future where three-point shooters have gotten so good (possibly due to brain-computer interfaces) that it is a surprise when they miss. The last time Robinson had a game where he didn’t make a three was back in late November,…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 26 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
If you’re tired of the Nikola Jokic-esque performances from Bam Adebayo (I know I am), then boy do I have the video for you! Forget about the passing, forget about the comparisons to some flabby dude from Serbia, this is the kind of performance that makes the Dwight Howard comparisons from earlier in his career…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 22 Points/5 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Now that Bam Adebayo is OFFICIALLY an All-Star, and therefore only has a week or so of eligibility left on my scrubs-only highlight channel, there’s not much time left to push my latest social media-driven agenda/viral hashtag creation: #BamAdebayoIsASerb I introduced this amazing new hashtag a few months ago in another video description and, honestly,…
Read MoreDerrick Jones Jr. Career High 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Games happening right around the trade-deadline are second only two end-of-year scrubfests in terms of entertainment value. Lots of players get moved around, the players that get traded are obviously gone and the players traded for haven’t passed the physicals or whatever, so teams are forced into constricted lineups featuring players who don’t normally get…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)
Derrick Jones Jr. is in the dunk contest again. This seems like a good decision by the NBA, to put one of the better in-game dunkers in a contest to showcase his dunking ability. Putting Pat Connaughton in the contest as well is probably less of a good decision. Better than the time they were…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 18 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)
Bam Adebayo did it. He was selected to the All-Star game, and even if he gets catastrophically injured between now and the All-Star break (by the way, I am not superstitious at all and you shouldn’t be either) and doesn’t actually play in the game, that selection will always be there adorning his career. “Bam…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 18 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
Meyers Leonard has played 48 games in a Heat uniform, but it still feels very wrong for him to be donning something other than a Portland one. Luckily, the colors are pretty close, so if I squint my eyes and pretend hard enough, I can imagine that he’s still with the Blazers, splashing threes as…
Read MoreTyler Herro 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
We don’t even know who’s going to be in this year’s three-point shootout that is anually held during the All-Star festivities (we do have a few vague rumors coming from nebulous sources), but I’m already getting ready for Tyler Herro to be snubbed. By “getting ready”, I mean drafting the threatening emails I will send…
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