Michael Beasley 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

This is the problem with showing blocks. Sometimes they’re really sick, and then people get mad if you DON’T show them. Sometimes they’re barely there and then the team getting “blocked” scores right away so it ruins the flow of the video. And sometimes they get miscredited to another player and the commentators get all…

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Michael Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

It’s time for Michael Beasley to start thinking about his next contract. He didn’t end up getting paid all the much after his stint with the Bucks, but maybe his current successes with the Knicks will earn him a little more dough. If not, he really needs to find a new agent. Not saying that…

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Michael Beasley 26 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2018)

The Knicks probably would’ve won this game if Michael Beasley had continued his hot shooting into the overtime periods. That makes it sound like I’m blaming him, but I’m not. Really. Well, a little bit. Kind of. But you could say the same for any of the Knicks players: if they scored more, their team…

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Michael Beasley 20 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

Why are human ankles so fragile? It seems like evolution should’ve provided us with something a little more sturdy by now. And if you’re one of those nutsos who doesn’t believe in evolution, then your god has some stuff to answer to. Like why he designed us to have a flimsy piece of crap connecting…

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Michael Beasley 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

The Knicks are starting to fade after their (mainly Porzingis’ actually) hot start, so you know what I’m going to suggest. Michael Beasley. 40 minutes per game. Number 1b option on offense next to Porzingis. They can take turns chucking shots. I don’t feel any compelling need to let other people take shots. Would it…

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Michael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

When Kristaps Porzingis is having an off night, like he was in this game, responsibility to get buckets falls to one Michael Beasley. Other players can try and do their part, but no one really wants Doug McDermott to try and do more than he already does. Or Courtney Lee. I guess Enes Kanter can…

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Michael Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2017)

I have carefully constructed the thumbnail you saw before you clicked on this video. The AT&T logo, positioned carefully behind Michael Beasley’s head, resembles the halo/aura/gloriole that many period depictions of Catholic saints have, and that also appears in images of Jesus Christ. That is because I think Beasley is the savior of the Knicks’…

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Michael Beasley 32 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

MVP chants for Michael “Waffle Fries” Beasley? The crowd at MSG maybe overdid it a bit, but I’m in favor. They’ve been doing it a bunch for Porzingis, and what Beasley did tonight, 32 points in 25 minutes to go with a bunch of rebounds, was just in line with what the Lithuanian does regularly….

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Michael Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

I am wondering right now if the Knicks even need Kristaps Porzingis, noted malcontent and chucker. I am wondering also if perhaps Michael Beasley has made Kristaps Porzingis redundant and, ultimately, expendable. The third thing that I am wondering is that if Michael Beasley has made Kristaps Porzingis redundant, which he has, why hasn’t Kristaps…

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Michael Beasley 30 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Is it just me or is Michael Beasley not as smiley as he was in Milwaukee? I know during his short run in Houston he was really intense, bordering on psychotic, but with the Bucks he seemed really happy and mellow. [WEED JOKE]. He actally could’ve used a little more intensity at that time, to…

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