Michael Beasley 9 Points/1 Lost Championship Full Highlights (6/15/2015)

With the game over, the championship awarded, and the season having drawn to a close, the TV was snapped off. As the man sat in his living room, remembering with fondness all the great games he had watched and all the great players he had witnessed, things began to change. The walls disintegrated, the furniture…

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Michael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (4/14/2014)

Now that marijuana is legal in a few US states, everybody should apologize to Michael Beasley for ragging on him after he got caught smokin’ dat green. He just does it to relax, you know? Calm the nerves before the big game. How is it worse than Kirk Hinrich downing two twelve-packs and a fifth…

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Michael Beasley 16 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2014)

The Heat are continuing their strategy of not playing Michael Beasley to save him for the playoffs, letting him play decent minutes only occasionally to make sure he stays hot. At least, I think that’s what they’re doing. It’s hard to tell for sure. It fits in with the “Heat don’t really try during the…

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Michael Beasley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2014)

I don’t get what went wrong with Michael Beasley. His first few years in the league were fine. Maybe not as amazing as people hoped after all the college hype, but fine. Then he got put in the doghouse in Minnesota and still hasn’t emerged. I know he’s a bit of an airhead and isn’t…

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Michael Beasley 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2014)

One of the minor storylines earlier in the year was the redemption of Michael Beasley. You all know the deal with Beasley and his problems (drugs), so I’m not gonna rehash it for you. But Beasley was having a great start to the year while shooting great percentages. But everyone knew that his hot start…

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Michael Beasley 23 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2013)

Someone needs to tell Michael Beasley that his journey to redemption won’t be complete until he grows back that awesome fro. It’s like I’m watching a whole different player, except that he still takes the same dumb shots he always has. I’m not entirely convinced that Beasley’s shooting won’t regress back to his mean. But…

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Michael Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2013)

The last component the Heat needed to secure a guaranteed 10 chips in a row was some better bench play. They still didn’t have a guy who would come off the bench and chuck like a maniac for a few minutes. They have that guy now, and let me tell you, Michael Beasley is chucking…

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Michael Beasley 24 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The Phoenix Suns are in a bad place right now. A place with no light, only the gnawing sounds of tortured souls and the eyeless face of a vengeful god. A place where hope is a lost concept, and despair permeates the air. A place of unscalable walls and byzantine corridors. A place where they…

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Michael Beasley 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2012)

The Phoenix Suns sure love stocking up on crappy lottery picks. Wesley Johnson, Sebastian Telfair, Channing Frye. Am I missing anybody? Oh yeah, Michael Beasley. Bane of my fantasy team (I know, I know, fantasy basketball is stupid, blame peer pressure). Beasley is bad this year. So why am I doing highlights of him? I…

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