DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! SOMETHING VERY UNEXPECTED JUST HAPPENED IN THE NBA! DTB UNEXPECTED HAPPENING ALERT! REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST! REASON FOR ALERT: MILES PLUMLEE JUST TOOK ANDRE DRUMMOND OFF THE DRIBBLE FROM THE TOP OF THE THREE POINT LINE! TWICE! When I saw…
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Miles Plumlee 16 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
Can someone please tell me what Miles Plumlee was thinking with the shot attempts at 0:31 and 1:08? Because that seems to me to be a pair of totally indefensible (double-meaning?) decisions right there. There is no scrap of evidence over the entirety of his basketball career that would indicate that taking those shots would…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
I must say, I’m pretty pleased with how Miles Plumlee is performing recently for the Bucks. I had seen him do good things for Phoenix, but those were all highlights, which don’t tell the full story. More of the story on The Plumlord was provided by Suns fans in the form of angry gargling noises,…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 14 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
With all his athletic gifts, one would think that Miles Plumlee would be better than he is in real life. Watching him in this video is like watching another version of DeAndre Jordan. Why can’t Miles do anything other than catch lobs and occasionally attempt a baby hook? The answers to those questions don’t matter…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 15 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/7/2014)
[PSA: There are no dunks in this video] That hurts just to type. I keep unconsciously reaching for the ‘delete’ key so I can get rid of those blasphemous words. But there it is: Miles Plumlee makes seven field goals, but not one of them is a dunk. I went into the project with high…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
If you asked me before the season how many dunks Miles Plumlee would successfully execute I would have said maybe 20. He didn’t show anything with the Pacers last year, and didn’t really show anything at Duke either. No reason he should suddenly become good. I forgot that the Suns didn’t really have a center…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2013)
“He’s straight gangstering” The most ridiculous line ever uttered in the entire course of human history. Eddie Johnson, you should be ashamed of yourself. And it’s not like this was the first time he said it. In fact you could almost consider it one of his catchphrases. There is a reason I don’t listen to…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 17 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
It’s obvious that the Pacers didn’t know what they had when they included Miles Plumlee as a throw-in on the Luis Scola deal. Which calls into question the quality of their coaching staff and talent evaluators. It wouldn’t be hard to beat out Ian Mahinmi or whoever for backup center minutes, and if he couldn’t…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee 12 Points/6 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/13/2013)
For the mathematically inclined viewers out there, you may notice that Miles Plumlee’s dunk total is exactly half of his point output. What can we deduce from that observation? That’s right. All of Miles’ points last night came from dunks! All of them! Life is pretty unfair sometimes. I’ve never dunked a basketball in my…
Read MoreMiles Plumlee Career High 18 Points/15 Rebounds/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2013)
Warning: If you would prefer not to have your mind blown into the seventh spatial dimension, please discontinue reading this description immediately. In his first game with the Suns, Miles Plumlee scored more points (18) than he scored in his entire tenure with the Pacers (16). Holy dumb Christ. I have no idea if this…
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