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Khris Middleton 26 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2016)
During tonight’s broadcast, Chicago commentator Stacey King said something like “you could consider Khris Middleton the Bucks’ best player”. He is wrong. A more accurate statement would be “Khris Middleton is definitely the Bucks’ best player”. I may be falling victim here to recency bias, as Khash has been really good lately. But don’t forget…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 23 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)
I’m still undecided as to whether Greg Monroe is a good fit for the Bucks, or, in fact, is a good fit for any team. Post-up centers are decidely out of vogue in the current NBA metagame. On the Bucks, he’s especially incongruous because there are no shooters to spread the floor and give Monroe…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2015)
For some reason, the amount of hype for Giannis Antetokounmpo I notice around the internet is less than it should be. Hype-wise, he definitely peaked in his rookie year, because I hardly see anybody freaking out about the fact that this super-raw skinny guy from Greece is averaging 15 PPG on 51% shooting. Other than…
Read MoreKhris Middleton Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2015)
There has never been a more appropriate usage of the nickname “Kha$h Money” than there is right now. Kha$h Money Middleton lived up to all three parts of his nickname last night; he was totally Middleton, totally cash from three, and totally money from anywhere else on the court. There is no part of the…
Read MoreJabari Parker 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2015)
Why can’t the Bucks play the 76ers all the time? I’m serious right now. There’s nothing in the rule book that says the league can’t schedule the full 82-game slate to be played between two teams and only those two teams. It’s not illegal as far as I know. The only thing that’s stopping this…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2015)
“Khris, you gotta go with me to smoothie store in mall, it’s so good,” Giannis said excitedly. “My head almost blow up when I tasted for the first time.” Khris Middleton looked amused at Giannis’ childlike enthusiasm. “I don’t know, man. Are they better than the ones I make at home?” Giannis’ eyes nearly flew…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2015)
It is time for the next installment of my continuing series where I revisit old video descriptions and laugh at how stupid my opinions were! This episode we deal with Khris Middleton, who managed to get a highlight video made of him while he was withering away on the Detroit Pistons: “Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is…
Read MoreJabari Parker 14 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
The Milwaukee Bucks’ season is over. Flashes of good play are followed by long stretches of ineptitude on both sides of the ball. Playoffs? Don’t talk to me about playoffs. Which means that there is no reason, NO REASON, that Jabari shouldn’t be getting all the touches he wants on offense. It wouldn’t lead to…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 24 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Michael Carter-Williams is now shooting a very efficient (for him) 44 percent from the field. Great! So why do I get annoyed every time he tries to score the ball? For one thing, his jumper, despite some promising signs of improvement last year, is the brickiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s just as likely to…
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