If you made a big list of all the free-agent signings this off-season, and sorted it by how successful each player was, OJ Mayo would surely be at the bottom. However, if you sorted said list by how fat each player was, OJ Mayo would be at the top! So it averages out. All good….
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Chris Wright 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
With this performance, Chris Wright’s 10-day contract comes due, and his time in the league comes to end. Fare thee well, Chris. We will always remember your 57% field goal percentage, your 19.1 PER, and your .202 win shares per 48. It is truly a crime that the Bucks’ best player since Ray Allen is…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/20/2014)
In order to better understand the struggles that Giannis Antetokounmpo undertook in order to come to the USA to play basketball, I have uprooted my entire life and am now living in Greece. You may now call me by my Greek name, ΦθψηΤθβμξκ. The main difference between my and Giannis’ situations is that he is…
Read MoreNate Wolters 15 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)
Nate Wolters was allegedly a great scorer in college (I wouldn’t know, who watches college basketball anyway?). It bothers me that, in the NBA, he’s trying to be more of a distributing PG. Um, excuse me, you averaged over 20 PPG your senior year, how about you just hog the ball and try to channel…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2014)
I entered the gymnasium with confidence, trying to appear as if I belonged there. The hustle and bustle of Bucks Media Day was the perfect cover for my devious plot. “Excuse me, Mr. Ilyasova, could I speak to you a moment?” I asked, grabbing Ersan’s arm. “It will really only take a second.” Ersan glanced…
Read MoreNate Wolters 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2014)
Forget about Nate Wolters. He is old hat. The rookie you should really be excited about is Tony Mitchell. No, not that Tony Mitchell. The other one. The Bucks one. The D-League dunk champion. Because he just threw down a sick poster dunk on Gorgui Dieng. The pass by Wolters was nice. But the dunk…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 21 Points/7 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2014)
The Bucks currently have the worst record in the league. But they are not the worst team anymore; the 76ers are way worse and the Magic might be too. Philly, especially, represents a very real threat of losing the top spot in the draft lottery, theoretically pushing the Bucks down too far in the draft…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2014)
An Open Letter to Ramon Sessions: Dear Ramon, My name is DownToBuck. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, but I’m a YouTube highlight maker. I love the Bucks (as you can tell) but I am eager to do highlights of most players in the league, you included! Obviously I wait until a player has a…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2014)
I am revoking John Henson’s “best player on worst team” award. He has not been so good recently. The award now goes to Khris Middleton. Congratulation Khris! He’s the only player who, when he shoots, I actually think it’s going to go in. He’s already taking a lot of shots, but he needs to take…
Read MoreJeff Adrien Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
Some people say the Bucks aren’t tanking. I say phooey. The Bucks are tanking, and not hiding it very well. How do I know? They’re playing Jeff Adrien decent minutes at center. It’s kind of reminiscent of the John-Brockman-at-center experiment they tried a few years ago. Adrien is an NBA 6-7, which in reality means…
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