“I don’t know guys, this doesn’t seem like a good idea to me.” Khris Middleton was standing outside of the Bradley Center in nothing but his boxers. Around him were several of his teammates, including Caron Butler, Zaza Pachulia, and Ersan Ilyasova. Caron dismissed Khris’ apprehensions. “Don’t worry about it. Nobody’s ever hurt themselves doing…
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Miroslav Raduljica Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2013)
Back by popular demand! It’s…the MIROSLAV™ Personal Basketball Player. Some of its features: -Dunks, slams, and jams! (alley-oops not included) -Runs up and down the court until it gets tired -Special TURNOVER-PRONE™ technology for when you would rather not keep possession of the ball -Comes with three interchangeable jerseys: home, away, and alternate -Stephen King…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/20/2013)
The evil Dr. Exosphere rubbed his hands together eagerly. “Yes, yes…my creation is almost ready to be unveiled!” Inside the giant test tube, a humanlike form floated in a pseudo-placental fluid. “Just one more dose of the growth hormone, and he will be ready to take the court! Basketball domination will soon be in my…
Read MoreJohn Henson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2013)
John Henson was pretty clutch against the Knicks. Game-tying putback with .3 seconds left? Sweet pea soup. But he was also pretty unclutch. Missing a potential game winning jumper? Eh, I guess the Bucks are tanking, so it’s cool. Of course, he should never, ever, be taking jumpers at this stage in his career. He…
Read MoreBrandon Knight Career High 36 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/18/2013)
Brandon Knight hacked his way through the dense growth of the jungle floor. Slashing with all of his might, his machete cut a path straight through the brush, enabling his feet to tread a path that no human had tread for, perhaps, centuries. Finally, pushing aside two large palm fronds, he was upon his goal:…
Read MoreJohn Henson 18 Points/13 Rebounds/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
John Henson slept fitfully, tossing and turning in his bed. Within the deepest confines of his brain, a dream played out its haunting plotline… ——————– From the fog emerged a dark, tall figure. The grey murk made it impossible to distinguish the man until he walked right up to John. “Wilt! Why are you here?”…
Read MoreMiroslav Raduljica 12 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2013)
Question: Which foreign-born Bucks rookie is gonna be a total beast after he acclimates to the speed of the NBA game and learns to use his physical gifts to his advantage? Answer: Miroslav Raduljica. I know what you’re thinking. “Why not Nate Wolters?”. It’s a simple mistake to make, but Minnesota actually IS part of…
Read MoreMiroslav Raduljica 10 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (12/11/2013)
Miroslav “The Serbian Slammer” Raduljica is one of the least-known players in the league. He also is proud owner of the NBA’s most foreign-looking name, an honor he shares with Viacheslav Kravtsov. Serbia is a country most Americans know little to nothing about. But be sure: the Serb people are a proud race with a…
Read MoreNate Wolters Career High 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/11/2013)
The Bucks are so bad right now. They are definitely the worst team in the league. At least the Jazz have the excuse of playing in the west. The Bucks get to play all the crappy teams in the east and they still look horrible. If their roster was constructed with the intent to win…
Read MoreJohn Henson 19 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2013)
John Henson must have some kind of salivary overabundance. Either that or his upper lip sweats a lot. Because he is constantly wiping his mouth with his jersey. Somebody get this kid some napkins, he’s dripping all over the place! Or he just has OCD. That would explain him having to walk around his car…
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