Samuel “Fatty D” Dalembert is pretty worthless these days. He is a horrible help defender and he thinks he’s KG or something with all the jumpers he takes. But he does still have some useful traits, like being freakishly tall and still being ambulant. And he can dunk. That’s pretty cool. In conclusion: Samuel Dalembert…
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Brandon Jennings 30 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2013)
Brandon “Baddy Chuck” Jennings will never be an All-Star. All-Stars don’t shoot 40% from the field unless they’re named Allen Iverson. Too bad, because the All-Star game’s “run and chuck” mode of play is perfectly suited to what Jennings likes to do on the court, which is run around really fast and chuck bad shots….
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/22/2013)
I try to do repeats as temporally separate as possible. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Like when Ersan Ilyasova has two huge games in a row. 27 and 14 followed up by an even better 27 and 16. By the time the end of the season rolls around I’m gonna be doing “Ersan Ilyasova 27…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 27 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/19/2013)
Whenever I see Ersan Ilyasova play, my mind is filled with questions: “Has this guy ever been outside? Why does he look like he fell into a vat of off-white paint? Is he a mole-person? Is that why his real name is Arsen Ilyasov?” The jury’s still out on the mole-person thing, but one thing…
Read MoreLarry Sanders Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2013)
While not leaving his puppies outside in the cold Milwaukee winter without food or shelter, Larry Sanders enjoys dominating people on the basketball court. His preferred method is to swat their shots out of bounds, but he is not afraid to dunk on their faces if the opportunity presents itself. He does more of the…
Read MoreJohn Henson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2013)
John “Concentration Camp” Henson offers a glimpse into the life of a power forward with no power. I don’t know if there is a skinnier big man in the league. So what does he do? He uses a bunch of funky-looking hooks and floaters to score. Some say that he needs to bulk up a…
Read MoreJohn Henson 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/2/2013)
John “Inspector Gadget” Henson hasn’t gotten to play much this season. This is a total mystery to me considering how he apparently enters “beast mode” the instant his sneaker touches the court. The only explanation is that he is somehow behaving badly off the court. Possible infractions he’s committed: artificially enhancing his leaping ability using…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 24 Points Full Highlights (12/30/12)
Ersan “Turkish Delight” Ilyasova has awakened himself from the doldrums that plagued him earlier in the season, and is returning to last year’s form. This is a good thing, because the Bucks need to showcase him for when they trade him to the Mavericks in a package for Dirk. In the interim, they need someone…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2012)
Two weeks ago, in the Buck’s contest versus the Brooklyn Nets, Brandon Jennings scored 26 points and notched seven assists. Last night, Jennings scored 25 and had six assists. Now, those are good numbers, but it doesn’t take a genius mathematician to see the disturbing trend in those numbers. Proposed video title a decade years…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2012)
Brandon Jennings scored 55 points in his 7th NBA game. That’s pretty nuts, considering he hasn’t scored more than 37 since then. Now he’s just an inefficient chucker who is also used as a benchmark for other crappy shooters. Like, “Kemba Walker is shooting worse than Jennings” or “John Wall is barely a better shooter…
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