Derrick Rose has been out for a little bit, which is unfortunate for me because his absence results in a lot of minutes (and therefore, a lot of highlight videos) for a certain bald-headed backup PG whose name rhymes with bare-head payless. But now Rose is back in the lineup and back to his bounceback…
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Naz Reid 14 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Naz Reid is under contract for three years after this, getting paid around 6 million in total. That seems like an awful long kind of contract for a player like Reid, but only this year is guaranteed, which basically means that if he doesn’t pan out like they want, they can cut him at any…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 14 Points Timberwolves Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Juan Hernangomez is free! Paul Millsap can’t ruin his career anymore! My new rule for video descriptions is that I have to start off with three sentences that end with exclamation points! For real though, things really weren’t working out for Juancho in Denver. Some of that was on him (for losing confidence too quickly),…
Read MoreDario Saric 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
“Dear Diary, When I moved into my new office after being chosen as the interim head coach of the Timberwolves, the first thing I did was clear out the desk of all the previous inhabitant’s files. But while clearing out Tom Thibodeau’s stuff, I couldn’t help but notice all the scrawled writings on the loose…
Read MoreLuol Deng 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Luol Deng had better be mentoring the HECK out of Andrew Wiggins right now. Not only is this this old dude (only 33, but the mileage of a 50-year-old) the exact kind of knowledgeable veteran to bestow wisdom upon the young and struggling Wiggins, but he actually has the upper hand in basketball skill as…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 15 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2019)
Jerryd Bayless is basically ruining my life right now. Him getting this many assists in this many consecutive games is unprecedented in the context of his career, and honestly, it’s really starting to tick me off. I don’t want to make a Bayless highlight video where he gets ten or more assists. That’s not in…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 19 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: What you do not see in this video is Jerryd Bayless inexplicably deciding that he gets to be the one who takes the game-winning shot attempt at the end of regulation. He pulls up for a tough, well-defended 21-footer, which clangs off the rim at he perfect angle for him to get…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Let us examine Timberwolves commentator Jim Peterson’s comment that Jerryd “Jerry Dee” Bayless “was an excellent player with the Milwaukee Bucks”. Honestly, I don’t disagree with the second part of the sentence. He definitely was a player with the Milwaukee Bucks. I remember clearly many specific instances of him basketballing while in a Bucks jersey,…
Read MoreLuol Deng 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Here’s the deal: the last time I uploaded a highlight video depicting the on-court exploits of Luol Deng was way back in 2016. 2016. Repeated for emphasis. Does anyone even remember anything that happened all the way back then? Because I sure don’t. Who even won the championship that season? Those highlights were of the…
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
Derrick Rose probably isn’t going to be an All-Star, but if he was, he’d be an All-Star who was getting outplayed by Jerryd Bayless. Which would be a huge indictment on the whole system, because Bayless shouldn’t be outplaying All-Stars. Under any circumstances. Don’t believe me about Rose getting outplayed? Here’s Rose’s last two games…
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