I totally understand that Elfrid Payton was pretty much required to chop off that crazy hair thing he had been rocking for the previous few seasons. That thing was just gross. It gave me communicable diseases just by watching it on TV. Just thinking about that greasy, clumpy mass gives me a strong urge to…
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Frank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)
So I guess Frank Jackson is the man now? A two-game sample size is probably too small to draw any reasonable conclusions, but it’s definitely not too small to draw UNreasonable conclusions, and the unreasonable conclusion I have drawn is that, with Jackson attempting 20 and 18 field goals in the past two games, the…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 16 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
Full title of this video: “Cheick Diallo 16 Points/1 Mailman Dunk Full Highlights”. Karl Malone is still getting paid tribute to all these years later, even if his reputation is totally trashed and he’s almost forgotten as a basketball player. This is the second Mailman dunk of the season that I can recall, Aaron Gordon…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2019)
I don’t know where Frank Jackson got the idea to shoot twenty shots, or to shoot eight threes (making one of them), but it doesn’t matter where he got the idea from. He could’ve gotten it from Anthony Davis who’s trying to sabotage the team from within. He could’ve gotten it from Alvin Gentry because…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 16 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2019)
Yet another game without a block for Frank Jackson. That makes 49 out of 50 where he has not rejected a shot. Just out of curiosity, I checked out the 1 block he has on the season, and you know what? I’m not sure he even touched Zach LaVine’s fadeaway back in early February, because…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 15 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (3/1/2019)
My efforts to get people hyped for Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” Diallo, up until this point, have been unsuccessful. But what if I told you that he just had a performance where he TOOK OVER the GAME in the FOURTH QUARTER, scoring FIFTEEN points and WINNING his TEAM the GAME? And what if I told…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 20 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2019)
Last season, E’Twaun Moore was 51st in the league in made field goals. That doesn’t seem very high on the list, but when you consider that there’s just thirty teams in the league and many of them have multiple star players, it starts looking like a more impressive stat. Then you look at the players…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
There have been a lot of people talking about the lack of effort NoDefense “LeBron James” Suckballs is giving on defense lately. Clips are making the rounds on social media of him blatantly not caring at all to try and stop opposing players from scoring. But I have not yet seen anyone talk about the…
Read MoreIan Clark 17 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
I love how I can say the following sentence with a straight face: “Ian Clark buried the Lakers in the fourth quarter”. That’s just a great sentence, not only for the sayer of the sentence, but the reader of the sentence as well. It’s also a great sentence because it’s a true sentence: Ian Clark…
Read MoreCheick Diallo 18 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Final statline for Cheick Diallo against Puke Faulton, NoDefense “LeBron James” Suckballs and the whole Lackers team: 18 points on 8-for-8 shooting, 10 rebounds, and 2 blocks on Braindead Ingrandma in only 18 minutes of action. He also did a Mutombo fingerwag, which he’s allowed to do since he’s African (no cultural appropriation here), but…
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