New York Knicks – Page 14

Dennis Smith Jr. 19 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

After getting double-digit assists in just one game this year with the Mavericks (thanks to a certain SLOVENIAN who shall remain unnamed but whose name rhymes with Pooka Non-Bitch), Dennis Smith Jr. has already gotten double-digit assists for his new team, the Knicks. Hopefully this isn’t just Reggie Jackson where he balls out for a…

Mitchell Robinson 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

There was a brief period of time where all a center had to do was be able to block shots and dunk the ball sometimes and everybody would be slobbering all over their nuts no matter how good they actually were. This would have been around the time Larry Sanders was getting lots of attention…

Lance Thomas 16 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Allow me to take you back in time. Far back in time. All the way back to March of 2017. I still had my original channel, and I was using it to upload videos of Lance Thomas, who was, even in those distant days, still playing for the Knicks. In one such highlight video, I…

Damyean Dotson 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/24/2019)

Prior to this game, I had been unclear on what Damyean Dotson’s CORE STATUS was with the Knicks. Was he part of the YOUNG CORE of players going forward or was he just a stopgap shooting guard there to soak up minutes while the Knicks tank away the season and try to figure out what…

Allonzo Trier 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

I, sacrificing a significant portion of my mortal life on this wretched planet, watched a good chunk of this Knicks game for one reason. Well, two reasons. Reason Numero One: Damyean Dotson was going off and I wanted to see a 40-burger. We know how that turned out. Reason Numero Two: I was hopeful that…

Damyean Dotson 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

Out of all the times fans (and myself) have been blue-balled, which is many, many times, this one might be one of the worst. Limiting the discussion to basketball-related cases of blue balls, of course. This is a family-friendly channel and I staunchly refuse to acknowledge that other, more carnal forms of blue-balling might exist….

Kadeem Allen 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2019)

I debated whether or not I should make this video for Kadeem “The Deem” Allen. The deciding factor was not the fourteen points (which looks absolutely pathetic and worthless next to the 25 points he scored two games ago), but the nine assists, which is a lot for somebody who I don’t think is ever…

John Jenkins 14 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2019)

I haven’t made a John Jenkins highlight video for three and a half years. I also haven’t really thought about John Jenkins in that amount of time, but he’s always been lurking back there in the deep, disturbed depths of my brain. Half-thought fragments like “John Jenkins could still be good” and “John Jenkins could…

Mitchell Robinson 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

It was a real pleasure to watch Mitchell Robinson turn Joel Embiid into his bitch by dunking on him, layupping on him, and blocking his weak layups attempts. Not only did Robinson make Embiid wear a bitch diaper, but he made Embiid poop in the bitch diaper, and then he made Embiid eat the poop…

Kadeem Allen Career High 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Imagine the scenario: Emmanuel Mudiay and Frank Ntilikina, sharing a hospital room, lying in their adjacent hospital beds, watching the Knicks play the Cavaliers on the TV while recovering from their grievous injuries. The screen, usually a flickering source of comfort and entertainment in the bland hospital becomes a purveyor of misery and anguish. On…