The simmering season-long torment of the downtrodden Magic Fan comes to an end as the undermanned Magic, who surprisingly grabbed game 1 of this series away from the Bucks, sputter to an uninspiring 1-4 finish to complement their uninspiring 33-40 regular season record. Don’t worry, fans of the rudderless Orlando franchise! The mental anguish that…
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Markelle Fultz 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/24/2020)
I just can’t pass up opportunities to make Sixers’ fans’ lives even more dismal than they already are after the Celtics swept them right out of the playoffs and right out of The Bubb. That’s why now is a perfect time to note that Markelle Fultz would have been a useful addition to the Sixers’…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (8/22/2020)
Just for fun, I wanted to see where Terrence Ross’s zero-point, 0-of-10 shooting performance in the Magic’s fifth bubble game ranked in terms of horrible bubble games. It’s gotta be pretty low, right? He shot a bunch of shots and didn’t make any of them. Using basketball-reference’s “Game Score” stat, which is a rough numerical…
Read MoreD.J. Augustin 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/22/2020)
In case you missed it, D.J. “Founder of Modern Christian Thought” Augustin set a playoff record last game by scoring ten points without making a field goal (this record is only for the three-point era because I want him to have the record and he doesn’t have it if players from the 1950’s qualify). Nobody…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/18/2020)
I don’t know if I’m on board with Markelle Fultz just strolling to the three-point line and letting it fly. This is the ‘YOFFS. Every possession matters, even when you’re kicking the other team’s booty and causing their star player to go on a coach-firing spree. Fultz is objectively an awful three-point shooter (his janked-up…
Read MoreGary Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (8/18/2020)
Here is a list of things that Gary Clark achieved in this game: -Scoring 15 points -Helping his team win the game -Prematurely ending the Bucks’ championship run -Getting Coach Bud fired -Grabbing six rebounds -Exposing the Bucks’ fraudulent defense for the world to see -Making Daryl Morey look like a moron for waiving him…
Read MoreVic Law 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Vic Law is an unknown quantity to me. I was only vaguely aware that he was on an NBA roster. His only NBA points have come in The Bubb (he missed all three of his shots and both his free throws outside The Bubb) so if you’re thinking about trying to make me feel guilt…
Read MoreMelvin Frazier Jr. 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Melvin Frazier Jr.: the next Devyn Marble? Since I don’t know much of anything about either of those players, other than that Marble wore goggles I think, the answer is obviously a resounding YES. Both are shooting guards, both hung around on the end of the Magic bench for two seasons without being noticed by…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Out of the 22 videos I made for the games that occurred on August 11, the video I made for Wes Iwundu is among the worst performing, currently sitting at 357 views. Only the Alec Burks, Tim Hardaway Jr., Ish Smith, Khem Birch, Frank Jackson, and Jerome Robinson videos are performing worse. Even though Iwundu…
Read MoreJames Ennis 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
After getting traded from the Sixers to the Magic at the trade deadline for a 2nd round pick, James Ennis basically became their full-time starter at the small forward position. He continues the long, prestigious line of Magic SF’s which includes Moe Harkless, Jeff Green, Jonathon Simmons, and Mario Hezonja. On a side note, I…
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