There are a lot of great storylines going on right now with the Magic: -How Skiles reacts to being burdened with Tobias Harris again -Can Dewayne hit more than 20 shots over the whole season? -Mario Hezonja -How bald does Jason Smith look by the end of the season? -Do they resign Ben Gordon? -Putting…
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Evan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
“Evan! What are you doing here?” Mario Hezonja exclaimed as he opened the door to his condo. “Well, I was in area and I thought, why not visit new teammate Mario and show him a good time?” replied Evan Fournier, looking down at the floor. “Is that the fun time you have planned?” Mario said…
Read MoreAaron Gordon Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
When do we get to see Summer League Aaron Gordon not during Summer League? I’m tired of waiting. I want three point attempts and I want them now! I want hella jumpers. We the people demand hella jumpers! The Magic, supposedly, have aspirations of actually winning games this year. Is that why Aaron Gordon can’t…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
The interior of the ornately decorated French villa, located somewhat conspicuously within an Orlando suburb, was dark and silent. The normally bustling foyer and living room were empty. A slumping figure sat in the darkness, head in its hands. Evan Fournier knew he had screwed up. He knew he should have been more diligent terminating…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 22 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2015)
Evan Fournier relaxed in his recamier, the thoughtful and provocative sounds of Maurice Ravel’s Daphnis et Chloé echoing off the damasked walls. The architect had laughed when Evan had expressed a desire to recreate a French villa in the middle of an Orlando subdivision, but who was laughing now? Evan’s dinner parties were a hit…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 26 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2015)
This video was supposed to be a lot sicker than it is. Vucci Mane was 9/9 in the first half, but only made ONE more field goal in entire second half PLUS two overtimes. I know that teams make defensive adjustments at halftime, and that the Thunder probably didn’t want to get embarrassed anymore, but…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 11 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2015)
DownToBuck has definitely learned his lesson this time: No more joking about former Yugoslav countries in the descriptions. There are still a lot of tensions in that region, and what may seem like innocuous fun here in the States comes off as nationalistic hate over there. Which kind of sucks for me, because now what…
Read MoreScott Skiles 31 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/1993)
Every NBA fans knows about Scott Skiles due to his holding of a very prominent NBA record. I could make a joke about it being “most illegitimate children sired”, but I won’t, because I’m a classy dude who shows respect for the greats of the NBA. Similar classiness is expected in the comment section. Skiles’…
Read MoreVictor Oladipo 30 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Do you like watching free throws? Then boy do I have the video for you! In my opinion, there is nothing more exciting than watching some dude waltz into the paint a bunch of times and then get fouled before he can even really do anything there. Who wants to see shot attempts? Those are…
Read MoreTobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Next year, definitely, the Orlando Magic are going to be good. Yes. It has to be next year. This year I thought maybe 8th seed? Pshaw. That’ll teach me for being optimistic about a bunch of young, talented players. I guess you can only get so far in the NBA without anyone (except Frye, who…
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