Orlando Magic – Page 50

Tobias Harris 17 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2013)

Now that Bucks fans have Giannis to fawn over, they’re almost all the way through the grieving process for losing Tobias Harris. The scars are fading; and while time heals not all wounds, it does pass quickly enough for the average short-minded sports fan. It helps that Tobes has been injured for almost the whole…

Arron Afflalo 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2013)

I’m going to say something that may shock and offend you. If you are of weak constitution, please look away now. I think Arron Afflalo should be an all-star this year. Yes, I said it. He’s putting up some fantastic numbers on good percentages. And in today’s NBA, all you need to do to get…

Tobias Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2013)

YouTube wants me to tag this video with “Iron Maiden”, presumably because one of their founding members is bassist Steve Harris. If I had known about YouTube’s suggestion sooner I would have set this video to their rollicking hit “Aces High”. Just kidding. I would never submit my viewership to music they may not want…

Andrew Nicholson 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2013)

Last time I made an Andrew Nicholson video, I wrote some dope rhymes in the description. At that moment, thanks to the quality of my flow, I was in talks with many large rap labels to get signed. Well, it happened. And I don’t mean to gloat, but I have a lot of money right…

Maurice Harkless 16 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2013)

There was a ton of hype last year about Mo Harkless. He was gonna be part of the new young core that the Magic had. All-Star potential? Of course. That second part seems kind of weird now, but the first part is happening I guess. But with each year that passes, the Magic get further…

Glen Davis 19 Points/1 Carved Turkey Full Highlights (11/27/2013)

“Glenny boy! I’m so glad you made it home for Thanksgiving!” gushed Glen’s mom, rushing over for a big hug. “I’m afraid the group’s a bit smaller than usual, but I still made all the fixin’s!” Glen smiled into his mother’s embrace. “I’ve been missin’ your cookin’ ever since I got drafted, ma. I could…

Andrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2013)

Andrew “Nickles” Nicholson’s play has been so inspiring as of late that I felt compelled to write a rap about it. I’ve already got three major labels on the phone at the same time so if you aren’t a bigshot label rep don’t even leave a comment. You’ll just be embarrassing yourself. Men are at…

Victor Oladipo 18 Points/5 Assists/1 Poster Dunk Full Highlights (11/26/2013)

For a person who engages in a competitive endeavor, Victor Oladipo sure has a great name. “Victor”. It gives him that extra little “oomph” before a game even starts. The subconscious effect on the opposition cannot be understated. They look at the opposing roster, see the name “Victor Oladipo”, and a little part of their…

Nikola Vucevic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2013)

Nikola Vucevic scored 20 points last night against the Suns. That seems pretty good until you realize that Wilt Chamberlain once scored 100 in a single game. Thats 5 times as many points. What was Vucci Mane even doing out there? He’s not that much smaller than Wilt, and he can’t be that much less…

Victor Oladipo 17 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2013)

Are the Magic still tanking? Because I can’t figure out why they’d want to start Jameer Nelson over Victor Oladipo. I mean, yeah, Nelson is a former All-Star, but he’s not exactly on the upswing of his career. Oladipo is young and spry and can probably play all 48 every night. The downside to that…