Andrew “Nickles” Nicholson’s play has been so inspiring as of late that I felt compelled to write a rap about it. I’ve already got three major labels on the phone at the same time so if you aren’t a bigshot label rep don’t even leave a comment. You’ll just be embarrassing yourself. Men are at work here.
“Nicholson is straight outta St Bonny’s
When he steps into the club he gets all da honeys
He is the master of the mid-range jumper
He’ll just pick a ho out and start to hump her
Grew up in the hood in Mississauga
Selling coke on the streets just to make a dolla
Balling in the night, dealing in the day
If naked dudes get you hard, that means you’re gay
Nickles. Nickles. Canada 4 life
Nickles. Nickles. Don’t need no wife
Nickles. Nickles. Straight pimpin always
Nickles. Nickles. Hos faint when he plays
Jacque Vaughn don’t give him enough minutes
Big Baby is the starter, that’s real wack, innit?
When he gets in the game he immediately scores
And not just the ball but also with whores
Better than MJ, Kobe, and Shaq
When it comes to dealing that crack
You can leave the hood but the hood don’t leave you
18 points on 8-of-11 shooting is good too
Nickles. Nickles. Canada 4 life
Nickles. Nickles. Don’t need no wife
Nickles. Nickles. Straight pimpin always
Nickles. Nickles. Hos faint when he plays”
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