Over a year after introducting my revolutionary “Tucker Rule” in one of my video descriptions, let’s revisit the idea without bias or partisanship. The first thing to remember about the “Tucker Rule” is that it’s not so much of a “rule” as it is an “alternative scoring system”. Basically, you get points for doing stuff…
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P.J. Tucker Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2015)
While doing some research for this description (yeah, this stuff needs research, you think I come up with all this stuff with my head?), it came to my attention that, currently, the top video when you search “PJ Tucker” is him talking about sneakers. This is a travesty. When one searches an NBA player, the…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 20 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2015)
Here’s the scoop: Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY, cares about PJ Tucker. Nobody except him, his mom, and his agent. I could make Tucker videos every day and his view counts combined would be smaller than one Giannis video. There’s just nothing exciting about a small forward who looks like a football player and plays like…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
The NFL has something called the “Tuck Rule”. I don’t know what it is other than it was put in place to ensure that the Patriots remain a dynasty for the next hundred years. Here is my proposal for a “Tucker Rule” for the NBA. It’s actually less of a “rule” and more of an…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)
I can’t think of another player who looks as much like his team’s logo as PJ Tucker. It’s perfect: they’re both brownish spheres. Well, PJ’s head is. The rest of him is kind of humanoid in shape. Brian Scalabrine looked like the Celtics logo, but he doesn’t count anymore. I guess Zach Randolph sorta looks…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 19 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
P.J. “Pajamas” Tucker might be one of the least-heralded starters in the NBA. He brings the hustle every night and shoots over 40% from three, but there’s no hype for him. Some possible reasons for this unfortunate state of affairs: -His head is round-looking -He is old (28) and probably won’t improve much past this…
Read MorePJ Tucker Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
PJ “Pajamas” Tucker can be summed up in one word: who? The Suns are one of the least exciting teams in the league, and Tucker is probably one of the least exciting players, because if you’re not scoring a lot of points, dunking it a lot, or violently rejecting a bunch of shots, your game…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker Career High 18 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
Fans of the defunct children’s cartoon Hey Arnold may remember a certain episode where the titular Arnold is a member of a basketball team. There is also a kid named Tucker on the team, whose dad is the coach. The team’s offensive strategy is “pass the ball to Tucker”, even though he’s a seriously unclutch…
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