Prepare for a mind-blowing insight into the DTB highlight making process: I rely on broadcasts showing closeup shots of the players running back after made shots in order to get my thumbnails. Either that or free throws. Ish Smith didn’t take any free throws in this game so I had to go with the first…
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Nik Stauskas 17 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)
I’m going to withhold judgment on Nik Stauskas until he gets on a team that isn’t total garbage. The Kings blew butthole last year, and the 76ers, while less dysfunctional of an organization, are also in the process of blowing butthole. There is, paradoxically, more pressure for Nik to succeed in these bad situations. Instead…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 20 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
Nerlens Noel ties a season high in this game, but, to my surprise, it wasn’t entirely the result of an Ish Smith dish-fest. Don’t get me wrong, Ish Smith definitely had a lot to do with Nerlens hitting nine buckets, but some other teammates also found themselves unwittingly playing a part in the grandly choreographed…
Read MoreJerami Grant Career High 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/27/2016)
If you are not receiving the vibes of Giannis Antetokounmpo from Jerami Grant, then you can just leave. There is no space here for people whose vibe-receptors are so broken that they can’t even receive the constant and powerful Giannis-vibes emanating from Jerami Grant. Just get out. There is no room for dissent here, since…
Read MoreRobert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2016)
Robert Covington may be long gone from the Rockets (they could use him now I bet), but remnants of their teachings still remain. In this game he exemplifies their offensive strategy perfectly: shoot a lot of threes and draw a lot of fouls. James Harden, get out your notebook. Covington got off to a fast…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
There was a big kerfuffle a while back about baseball games being way too long with all the standing around waiting for pitches, hell, maybe it’s still going on, how the hell am I supposed to know, what, do I look like DownToBrewer to you? But yeah. When people start complaining that baseball, traditionally the…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/18/2016)
There is only one way to resolve the spacing problems that come with Nerlens Noel and Jahlil Okafor being on the court at the same time: turn Okafor into a three-point bombing stretch-four in the mold of Ryan Anderson. It has to be Okafor. Noel is a lost cause when it comes to scoring from…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is currently challenging Marreese Speights for the title of “most disgusting head growth”. Marreese is on top for the time being, possessing a giant, virulent tumor/cyst/alien transmission device on the back of his head, but Richaun is getting up there with an ever-enlargening mole threatening to pull up stakes from…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 25 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2016)
When I saw that Jahlil Okafor had 17 points in the first quarter, the first thing I thought was “Wilt’s record is SCREWED!”. I started playing it out in my head: 94, 96, 98… Jahlil cannot be stopped, the crowd is delirious, he scores bucket after bucket, jumpers, hooks, slams, his teammates feeding him on…
Read MoreRobert Covington 25 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
O Baller of Terror, Black Man, He-Who-brings-the-defenders-to-justice, 76er of Brett, Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. We bend our arms to You, We fall on our bellies before Your red rage, No team can withstand the fire of Your righteousness. Turn not Your forehead-wrinkles against us. The weak cry out to You, The sick pray…
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