DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: A team featuring C.J. McCollum, Damian Lillard, and a whole bunch of role-players of questionable utility is currently a playoff team in the Western Conference. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the Day not guaranteed to be fun or daily, but is guaranteed to be factual.
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Maurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
The ESPN-provided commentator for this game can’t stop talking about the potential that Moe Harkless allegedly possesses. I think this happened once before for a national game. It was probably the same guy. On that occasion, the commentator brought up St. John’s at least twice and in general seemed to have an enormous boner for…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
Not to sound too negative here, and I’m sure Portland fans will disagree (frickin hipsters), but this current iteration of the Trailblazers looks like all the worst parts of various semi-recent Bucks teams all smashed together: Damian Lillard = Brandon Jennings (chucker) C.J. McCollum = Michael Redd (chucker) Allen Crabbe = Khris Middleton (actually good)…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 28 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/23/2016)
It looks like it would be lots of fun to be a fan of Stephen Curry. Lots of fun. Splashing deep threes, splashing deeper threes, making everyone into his bitch, winning MVP’s, seeing all that unfold as a fan would be super satsifying. It almost makes me wish that I wasn’t a fan of only…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 28 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
Can you even win Most Improved Player if your minutes double from one year to the next? It’s not CJ’s fault that some losers named Wes Matthews and Arron Afflalo were hogging all the shooting guard minutes, and we all know that CJ could have been doing this last year if he was given the…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 25 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2016)
I’m not the first person to compare to C.J. McCollum to Stephen Curry. People have been doing that ever since McCollum came into the league. But, if everything goes as planned, I will be the last. I have assembled a staff of dozens of volunteers who will scour the Internet for comparisons between McCollum and…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2016)
As the Blazers commentators could not stop telling us, this is Mason Plumlee’s third good game against the Clippers this season. What would cause the Plummer to direct all of his energy towards dominating this specific team while exerting normal amounts of energy against every other team? -Clippers promised to draft him with the 25th…
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2015)
Meyers heard the chime from his phone and knew he wasn’t going to like whatever text he had just received. http://imgur.com/qFBpbZy http://imgur.com/uf4uRD2
Read MoreMeyers Leonard 16 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)
Take note, DeMarcus Cousins. This is the kind of player you become when you decide to play the stretch-five position. Reevaluate your motives and decide if Meyers Leonard is really who you want to become. Meyers transformed himself out of necessity; his job security in the NBA was low, and he did what he had…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
I always say that I’m going to stop getting hyped by sick games in progress, but I can’t help it. When I see a player drop mondo points in the first half my BHL (Blood Hype Level) will invariably go through the roof even if I am purposely trying to de-hype myself by training my…
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