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Marcus Thornton 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2013)
“Marcus, do you ever feel like maybe your conditioning isn’t at the point where it should be?” coach Malone asked. Marcus grabbed hold of a handful of nacho chips, dunked his fist fully into a container of cheese sauce, and crammed the entirety of his fist in his mouth. Chewing noisily, he managed a garbled,…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 17 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2013)
One of the weirdest statistics of last year was that Greivis Vasquez lead the league in total assists. Injuries to the elite point guards helped his cause, but still. It’s like that year Jerry Stackhouse lead the league in points; he was a good player, but would anybody put him in the top tier of…
Read MoreBen McLemore 15 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2013)
Remember when Bradley Beal was the next Ray Allen? I hope he enjoyed those times because his right to the next-Ray-Allen throne has been usurped by Ben McLemore. Could someone remind me why this guy fell out of the top five in the draft? Because his stroke is so pure that he can’t help but…
Read MoreBen McLemore 19 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2013)
Life isn’t fair sometimes. Ben McLemore grew up in total poverty, going days without food on occasion, surrounded on all sides by drug abuse and crime. Then, just when it seemed like he was going to escape the misfortune that had shadowed him since he was born into this world, the inconceivable happened: He got…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 36 Points/Career High 22 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Standing under the scalding water, DeMarcus cleaned himself ponderously. Thoughts were frenziedly hurrying in and out of his brain. Had he just played his last game in Sacramento? Would he like Seattle? Would that cute cheerleader Kelsee continue to cheer for the team, or would he have to leave her behind? He closed his eyes,…
Read MoreCole Aldrich Career High 12 Points/11 Rebounds/4 Blocks Full Highlights
Normally when I say “Career High” in a video title it means points. But in this case it means points, rebounds, and blocks. Cole Aldrich was having the best game of his life, BY FAR. Dude got a career high in career highs. This one good game doesn’t change the fact that his career has…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 14 Points/1 Four-Pointer Full Highlights (4/12/2013)
Jimmer Fredette has 12 points at the half. If you are Kings coach Keith Smart, what do you do: A. Reward him for his spirited performance by giving him plenty of minutes in the second half. B. Punish him for taking that Jimmer-range three by not playing him until garbage time. C. Use your smartphone…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
I’m just gonna put this out there, don’t hate or anything I only speak the truth. Jimmer Fredette isn’t very good. He just isn’t. You can blame the coaching in Sacramento all you want, but the fact remains that he can barely get minutes on a horrible, no defense team. I agree with the idea…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 34 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/28/2013)
I almost forgot how annoying Bill Walton’s commentary is. I did not especially want to be reminded.
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