Tag: Serge Ibaka

What if I told you that Serge “Dirge” Ibaka was just as important to the Thunders’ title aspirations as Russell Westbrook? It’s true! Everybody loves a volume scorer with low percentages, but there is less love for the guy who shoots well above 50% and still scores 15 per game, just because he doesn’t swag…

Serge Ibaka has a lot of nicknames, but all of them are really stupid. Any person who utters the phrase “Serge Iblocka” is pretty much announcing to the world “I have no creativity or passion for life.” But it’s going to be okay, friends, because I have a new nickname for Ibaka that will knock…

No, Serge Ibaka, you do NOT get to do Mutombo’s finger wag after you reject a shot. No one but Dikembe himself has that privilege. Not even Michael Jordan. Come up with your own thing. Or, better yet, just run back up the court like nothing happened. No one likes a showboat. I hate to…

If you ever need some motivation to get fit, just look at Serge Ibaka. Even better, use the powers of the internet to locate a shirtless picture of him. He is the embodiment of the male gender, the ideal human specimen, a picturesque Hercules who is more attractive than any man on the planet. Even…

What constitutes a “big three”? Everyone talks about Miami as having such a thing. The Spurs as well. If you order every team’s players by skill, it turns out that every team has three players at the top of that list. Does that mean they all have a “big three”? Because the Jazz’s big three…

Let’s play “guess who made the stupid tweet”! On today’s episode, you must figure out which NBA player tweeted the following inanity: “Somebody tell serg Abaka. He aint bout dis life. Next time he run up on me im goin in his mouth. That’s a promise. He doin 2 much.” Why would you ever make…

Remember when people were debating whether the Thunder should keep Harden or Ibaka? Yeah, those were good times. But the debates were ended when Harden was unceremoniously traded to the Rockets. Was it the right move? I think it probably was. Harden is definitely really good, but he was also prohibitevly expensive and takes up…

Serge “The Congolese Crusher” Ibaka, according to his Wikipedia article, has 17 brothers and sisters. If I was an NBA team I would be looking at some of his siblings, as some of them undoubtedly share his height and athleticism. Wait. What if the Thunder got all his brothers on the same team? Whoa. Wait….

Serge “The Congolese Crusher” Ibaka strikes again, scoring fourteen points and blocking seven shots. Of course, seven blocks is well below Ibaka’s average of 16 blocks per game. You could tell that he was going easy on the Cavs on this night. They might not have even scored fifty if he had been exerting himself.