Tag: Shake Milton

https://youtu.be/s-_vEuCYqEo You are now realizing that Kelis’ classic R&B single, “Milkshake”, which is a modern classic that retains relevancy to this very day, was released all the way back in 2003. Where did the time go? It seems like just yesterday. Yet, there are people, probably a bunch of them, watching this video who weren’t…

https://youtu.be/noYYmz2gNN4 One of the greatest injustices in the world today is the fact that there is not a Steak ‘n Shake fast food restaurant anywhere near me. You might think this unfortunate fact is utterly irrelevant to the topic at hand, but Steak ‘n Shake, of course, is the restaurant that Shake Milton was named…

https://youtu.be/MNMlz2JEYig The 76ers are quickly becoming the team that holds the coveted status of “team who ruins DownToBuck’s life the most”. Even though I’m mostly retired and don’t do a ton of videos, I still get upset when one team starts to demand more of my time than they should. A lot of different Sixers…

Shake Milton went 6-of-18 from the field in this game. He had more field goal attempts than he had points, which violates the cardinal DTB rule: DO NOT MAKE A HIGHLIGHT VIDEO IF THE PLAYER IN QUESTION HAD MORE FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTS THAN POINTS SCORED. However, he has been granted what is known as the…

I feel like 76ers fans have major beefs with pretty much every player on their roster. Ben Simmons: Can’t shoot, won’t shoot, will ignore pleading of coaches and teammates for him to please, please, please shoot the ball Joel Embiid: Inexplicably disappears in important games, Al Horford: Huge waste of money, old, can’t shoot, can’t…

In the absence of other subjects to base this description on, I decided to look up Shake Milton’s hometown of Owasso, Oklahoma. But first I’ll list out my preconceived notions of what Owasso might be like. The name of the town makes it sound like it was hit by a tornado in the movie Twister…

Man, it would have been so awesome for this game to have taken place in Philadelphia rather than in Cleveland. Sure, it’s great for the Cleveland faithful to get to see a Cavaliers win live and in the flesh, but you know would be even better? A whole arena of Philadelphia fans (who spent the…

After this loss, the potential injury to Ben Simmons, the continued ineffectiveness of Al Horford, and the enigmatic (and not the good kind of enigmatic, either, the bad kind, the kind where you’re like “why isn’t he playing better?”) play of Joel Embiid, it might be time for the 76ers to do what they do…