Tag: Shelvin Mack

Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack only gets playing time when Jeff Teague is out. That is the curse (or blessing) of being the third-string PG. He just Macksturbated all over Jeremy Lin and the Lakers, but it’s really only his second good game of the season, and he’s shooting below 40% from the field this year….

Uh. Damn. The Hawks just smashed the Cavs. Hard. Hard smashing was the name of the game tonight. Right in the face. Atlanta must be really good this year or something. Doesn’t make sense at first glance. They don’t have a superstar, or even a sure-fire All-Star. Their biggest name is maybe Al Horford? I’ve…

Shelvin “Macksturbation” Mack exacts vengeance on the team that waived him all those moons ago, dropping in five buckets and five dimes on a Wizards team who thought, once upon a time, that A.J. Price deserved the backup PG spot over him. The personnel decision mistake that keeps on giving, if you will. Dënniß ßchrööder…

Shelvin “Mackaroni and Cheese” Mack almost defies description. I’m struggling to come up with a good analogy for his play style. The closest I’ve got is comparing him to his namesake pasta dish, macaroni and cheese. Shelvin’s scoring ability is the noodles, the main attraction. Without the scoring-noodles, nobody would even want to eat this…

You wanna know how you know that a team sucks at evaluating talent? Other than them being an NBA team? When they waive a player that goes on to contribute to a winning team. The Wizards did this with Shelvin Mack. He gives the Hawks some energy off the bench, and the Wizards got rid…